Hitchhiked like a motherfucker

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  1. #1 smokintoke, Sep 3, 2012
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    walked fucking 2 miles with my friend to sheetz, got there at 1:30 my friend pulled up didn't have room for two just picked his brother up out of jail. 2 obvious stoners pulled up convo went something like this.....

    me - aye man you think me and a friend could grab a ride like ten minutes up the street?
    him - yea sure man where to?
    me - just to _______ ....... you burn?
    him - hell yeah.
    me - word we will smoke with you.
    me - your not gonna kill us are you
    him - your not gonna kill us are you

    so we get where we need to be and then get stood up by the people we were supposed to meet so we chill at a park and smoke some then walk to the shell and start all over again. new people now pull up bumping so i walk up to the car by now its 3:30 am

    me - what you bumpin in yo trunk lol
    him- its stock man
    me - we stare into each others eyes for a couple seconds.
    me - you burn man?
    him - hell yeah whatsup?
    me - can we get a ride
    him - hop in
    me - your not gonna kill us are you
    him - you aint gonna kill us are you
    both - hahahahah

    so over all even though it was a pain in the ass and we got fucked over but we had some fun, smoked some bud and met some new people.....
    before anyone says age police iv got a car it was sitting in his driveway out of gas.... shit happens



    tl/dr - your lazy read the fucking story:cool:
     
  2. I picked up a girl once, she wasn't trying to hitchhike but she was looking beautiful, and I didn't want her to have to walk.

    So I get her, she just got off work her house was a bit of a drive. Turned out she smokes, told her to pack a bowl with my shit. Smoked that and asked if she wanted to kick it at my place. Chilled at my place for a few hours got baked, when I went to take her back to her place she told me to come inside, I knew at this point it was all worth it. Got my dick sucked and she gave me her number.

    TLDR: Got my dick sucked.
     
  3. i picked up 2 hippy chicks hitching from quebec to burning man at 10 pm in hillbilly north idaho last week. i thought about trying to get some road head but decided to be a RESPECTABLE human instead. next time im getting road head...
     
  4. Now thats a proper TL/DR
     
  5. i believe the saying is gas, grass or ass no body rides for free :cool:
     
  6. I gave my sisters friend a ride home once and she said thank you. She so wanted my wiener.
     
  7. [quote name='"Dalton!"']I picked up a girl once, she wasn't trying to hitchhike but she was looking beautiful, and I didn't want her to have to walk.

    So I get her, she just got off work her house was a bit of a drive. Turned out she smokes, told her to pack a bowl with my shit. Smoked that and asked if she wanted to kick it at my place. Chilled at my place for a few hours got baked, when I went to take her back to her place she told me to come inside, I knew at this point it was all worth it. Got my dick sucked and she gave me her number.

    TLDR: Got my dick sucked.[/quote]

    Gold.
     
  8. I enjoyed both stories. Thank you.

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