So me and my friend go to safeway today. I basically woke up came on GC made a thread crying because i thought i missed my court date. Then put on some shoes and a hoodie and went to the store. Didn't wash my face. No laces in my shoes. Looking bummy as fuck. We get in the store and i think i see my ex. I'm like "fuck" because i don't want her to see me looking all bummy and go tell everyone lol. But i'm staring at this chick from the produce section and i realize nah thats not my ex. Then i start thinking shes kinda sexy. We meet eyes and she gives me the little half smile so i figure its time to approach. Now this chick was dressed like she was about to go to the club. Hair up. Short ass dress. Heels. And stockings. So i figure she is a high class type of hoe. So i quickly borrow my friends iphone. Walk on over there and since i am already looking bummy i didn't have shit to lose i opened up with "hey beautiful" So i am sitting here chatting her up pretending to text on the iphone so i look like i at least got some money. She is giggling at every corny joke and i start thinking "fuck this is easy" A bit to easy. Because who walks up but my Ex. First words out of her mouth "really jay? Shes 14" Turns out she was my exes little sister lol. I didn't stick around long after that because her dad and mom were mugging me hard. Might have something to do with me turning there oldest daughter out lol. Anyway i just said wassup and got out of there lol. 14 year olds really shouldnt have body like that though.