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hit my girlfriend high... weed really makes people agressive?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by bump840, Oct 11, 2011.

  1. ..wow I feel like such shit.

    We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.

    This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

    Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

    We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought "nah forget it yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house at 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.
     
  2. Ok this has to be fake. No way this actually happens :)
     
  3. Unfortunately I remembered this on /b/ from years back 1/3 through.

    If you're going to steal it from someone, at least change it a LITTLE...
     
  4. First off, you spelled 'throne' wrong.
    Secondly, that was mildly entertaining. Thank you.
     
  5. i'm glad i came here with the intent to post based on your topic, but while i was scrolling down i glanced over the word bel-air.

    you sir are trollolin'
     
  6. You're not the first to do this on here... it's not funny anymore.
     
  7. Haha i fuckin died!
     
  8. I laughed, I cried, I raged
     
  9. i got a laugh, pretty well executed if you ask me
     
  10. bahahahahaha sif you would.....
     
  11. I know I've seen this before on here lol
     
  12. .....can i have 20 seconds of my life back op?
     
  13. i'll email it to you
     
  14. I was laughing my ass off their for a second, and then I giggled slightly
     
  15. Hahahaha. Oh man. My ass is on another level, and I'm just cracking the fuck from that.
     
  16. IT EXPLODED hahaha laugh my fuckin ass off
     
  17. and that why i always just read the last sentence in peoples posts trolling avoided
     

  18. I got a laugh out of it even though I had seen it before on 4chan, /b/. Come on man ... Lol, it's pretty funny. :p
     
  19. Aha I laughed
     
  20. newfag detected
     

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