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High Talents

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by Leif, Sep 4, 2007.

  1. So I was sitting in my room blazed last night, and I found a fortune cookie in my pocket. I think it was from the oriental buffet I ate at earlier (Oriental buffets are a gift to humanity when you've got the munchies).

    Anyways, it said something about talents, which got me to thinking, what are some of your talents when you are high?

    I can blow awesome smoke rings when I'm high, and I get extremely booksmart.
  2. When I get high I can sound really retarded.
  3. Probably dancing.
  4. Haha, I feel ya, bro. I'm a dumbass when it comes to quick thinking and common sense. I'm just smart when it comes to academics.
  5. I can masturbate/have sex longer than normal (but thats not saying much).


  6. one thing GC did NOT need to know lol! haha syntax.....that is rediculous
    i am way better at FPS video games. also paintball and softball i can get really into baked....
  7. I'm fucking awesome on guitar hero 2.
  8. I suck at that, even sober, haha.
  9. I'm much better at soccer and frisbee. Honestly, I'm prolly better at sports in general. When I'm baked, I tend to get really into things and competitive.
  10. I love playing a full court game of basketball when im zooted, i get really into it.

    And also i love playing football when im lifted, i get alot more aggresive and i put real hard hits on people.
  11. Dancing is an amazing thing when your high.:smoking:
  12. I am amazing at that game Simon. I got up to like 85.
  13. longboarding..........soooooo much fun

    and im really good at eating when im high........ if that counts
  14. ^^jesus man call guinness
  15. I could easily eat 10,000 calories if I smoked the right bud.

    Besides that I seem to have incredible perceptive ablilities, but only sometimes. Like, I 'll think about something I had been pondering on the past few days that has left me puzzled, and when I'm high I somehow come up with the solution to the problem with great ease.

    I also seem to be able to read people quite well when I'm high. I also feel like I can feel other people's presence, moods, and really get a good accurate picture of what knid of mental state they are in at the time.

    Don't try to lie to me high. It just doesn't work. I don't know how, but I can just tell... then again sometimes it's just paranoia talking...

    But these things are not always evident. It's off and on. Probably depends on how high I am and the enviroment that surrounds me when I'm high.
  16. I'm pretty good at cleaning out my fridge high, it pisses the parents off when we run out of food two days after buying groceries. Once I get moved out, I'm gunna be buying a shitload of food.
  17. i can reach for another bowl and light up
  18. I have to agree i am a god at halo blazed, but playing sober... well let me just say it is a huge difference. as well my brothers and i do kung fu, and we all agree doing kung-fu high is amazing and our skill greatly improves.
  19. Counter strike of course when im high i have crazy twitchy reflexes

    and super smash brothers 64. godlike when ripped off my ass
  20. I eat a lot of food when im that good enough of a talent

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