High School Ditch Stories

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by BongindaSmoke, Feb 18, 2009.

  1. Lol this thread was made my freshman year.

    Nothing too serious for me. Just had a lot of absences. Would ditch, chill with friends n all.
     
  2. #42 smokeE, May 7, 2014
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    I get out the shower my friend is like meet me at the abandoned house and I got there before him and I took the half blunt we saved and we smoke a lot so we aren't lightweight but it was some extremely fantastic splendid bud and we smoke it and we are high we go to school and make it on time yada yada

    AT SCHOOL: (coolest ditch story Eva) at like second period we were high as fuck still and my friend is like let's go to the nurse and go home on the city bus and we were gonna buy a gram for 15 from our guy that hooks us up with the extravagant bud and we go to the nurse and my mom wasn't picking up so I met my friend in the room where we lay on the nurse beds and I'm like yo pretend to be my mom and he is like what? And I'm like I'm gonna call u and u pick up and pretend to be my mom I called him once he was ok to leave for the city bus which was gonna come in like an hour and the nurses weren't in the room so we practiced and joked lol them they came in and I guess he handled it like a boss cuz the convo lasted like 30 seconds then we met up and went home the bus came earlier than I thought and we were supposed to go home with our other friend who we were gonna smoke with. But we ended up going downtown and I bought my friend $6 of food and I went to the corner store got some snacks and he wanted to come in my house but my older sister was home so he hid by the tools and left so my sister went in the shower and I went to my friends house for like half an hour literally played video games didn't talk to him and just left like thanks for letting me play I went home and I was like I was at the store and it was all good my mom came home and told me that the nurse said she thought she had already called her and my mom was like so who did u call and I was like that lady is old and crazy and my mom believed it then I went to bible study now I'm home about to watch twitch lol tthnx for reading auto correct is a bitch this keyboard is annoying as fuk





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  3. WOW GUYS THESE STORIES SO CRAY OH EM GEE HOW DO THIS SHIT WITHOUT YOUR PARENTS GET MAD?
     
    i wish i have big balls :( 
     
  4. Not ditching but I left every day at lunch to go and get high.


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  5. left the school campus in the morning right before the ( first period ) bell was about to ring ( like 2 mins before ) and we start walking to 7eleven . we got a lot of food bc we had the munchies . then we sit at the park like 2 blocks away from the school ( right next to 7 eleven ) to eat . and coincidentally the principal is late to school ( which never happens/happened ) !!😥😒😏 so she sees us and long story short , we had to call our parents & shit and tell them what we were doing .

    when in doubt , toke it out !
     
  6. Me and a Bud left school one day and got so wrecked we didn't know what we were doing. 
    There was an elementary school just over the hill from where we were smoking, and at one point we heard the end of day bell go off, and all the little ones scurrying away. 
     
    So, we decided to go in the school and see what we could get into. 
    There were pictures on the wall. They were drawings by the little kids, and the drawings had cotton balls glued to the tops of them to represent clouds. 
     
    (I said we were wrecked right?) So my buddy is walking along with his lighter in his hand just flicking it alight, and not paying attention to what he was doing. 
    He flicked it one time too many and one of the cotton balls on one of the pics caught fire. 
    It was really unbelievable how fast the other cotton balls caught fire. It was like a gun powder bomb fuse on a cartoon. 
     
    My bud freaked out and started dancing along the hall slapping at the cotton balls, trying to get ahead of the fire.
    He was lifting his legs up so that his knees pointed out to the sides. It made him look like a cowboy at a barn dance in an old western.
     I laughed so hard my eyes teared up.
     
    He got the fire put out about two seconds before we heard an angry shout from the other end of the hall way.
    We ran. I was a good bit slower than my bud because I was having trouble catching my breath from laughing so hard.
    We got away. Several times after that, when we would ditch school to get stoned, I would suggest we go back there again just to see the look on his face. Poor guy. I don't see him much any more, but when I do, I still remind him of it, and his face always gets that same greenish look on it.  
     
  7. Ditched almost everyday during sophomore year.

    Smoked hella weed at lunch, skip 1st to have a wake n bake, ditch during 6th to go "walk the track" (cause I had weight lifting)

    Oh how I miss that year <3


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  8. there were way too many times but one time my senior year, i skipped with a couple friends and this girl I was trying to fuck. We put down a couple of handles at girls house and my buddy got hella sick. Then girls mom came home and we had to dip drunk as fuck lol. I went back to my 4th period and finished the day haha
     
  9. I ditched school early or completely 4/5 days a week and never got shit for it, no phone calls, talks with the principal, teachers, anything. Alot of those days I spent too high to remember anything.
    Once I smoked two bowls before school with a few people. It didn't hit me very hard so I chugged a 40 I had in my bag. (Yeah I was a dumbass)
    Both the weed and the beer hit me at the same time, right before the girl I had dumped the day before told me she thought she was pregnant. I skipped first hour and sat with the librarian who always suggested books to me based on what I was fucked up on. That was the day I checked out On the Road. Then my ex comes in crying and she starts talking and... yeah. I just left. I walked the train tracks to the coffee shop and smoked a bowl on the way, and half of another forty. (A real dumbass) Sat outside the coffee shop too fucked up to care and went camping when school got out.
     
  10. Last day of senior year, me and 3 buddies tried to get a head start on the concert we were going to after. Two of us had to get our paychecks from work and cash it then scoop up a fat bag. So we were going out to my car in the senior lot and we saw the resource officer was blocking the way out(other people were trying to leave also.)

    They told us if we left we couldn't walk the stage at graduation, so basically we stayed the last hour at most then left. That's about it haha


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  11. once during my sophomore year i ditched my 5th hour english class to smoke with some guys and this girl in an empty classroom. it was in this hall with some teachers so we had to keep the light off and be really quiet so nobody came in to see what was going on. the next day we had to take aims (some test u have to pass to graduate in arizona) and the room i had to go for the test just happened to be the room i ditched in that day :smoke:
     
    another time 2 of my friends brought bud but nothing to smoke it with (they both thought the other was bringing a pipe) so we got an apple from the cafeteria and smoked out of that in the bathroom during lunch. a teacher came and we were about to get caught so my friend ate the apple, bud and all. bit right into the bowl  :laughing:
     
  12. #52 TokinRose, May 11, 2014
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    my school had an off campus lunch policy so we just left... and didn't come back. too fucking easy
     
  13. One time my friend Danielle and I said "Alright, we're just going to skip first period..." and ended up skipping the whole day, and this was when I first got my car so I was feeling all high and mighty that we could go places.... Got McDonalds breakfast and ended up hanging out at my friend's shed and getting completely fucked off of one hit out of his bong. I don't know what was in it but we were baked for hours haha.
     
  14. Yesterday me and 2 of my bros decide to leave lunch and go out to eat/smoke. Leaving school grounds is not permitted as I assume it is
    For most highschools. But anyway we go out and I put a pen in the door to prop it open so we can get back it. 3rd block ends at 12:20 and lunch ends at 12:55 so we run prop the door and are on are way. We get to the McDonald's right down the street get our food and head to my house which is about 2 miles from the school. It's 12:45 now and we head in to my crib and start hittin the bong. A few hits in we realize it's 12:50
    And were gunna be late. So we quick leave everything in my room(always smart) and head to school. As close as it is there was traffic so where late.... The security guard noticed our pen prop and waited for us to come back. He escorts us to the "crisis office" and tells us we need to be searched and my car needs
    To be searched. Now where all laughing because I just detailed the inside and outside of the car so it's clean as hell and we didn't have anything on us. So the principle and security guards are getting pissed at us and start to search us. After were done another guard comes in saying he saw us leave and comeback as we were saying oh we went to my car for his lunch. So a security guard lied for us which is cool as hell :) so nothing happened but we woulda
    Been suspended for a week and not be alowed to park on school grounds if he didn't lie even tho I had nothing in my car. Sorry for typing so long I'm in class and bored 👌


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  15. ^^underage


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  16. 18 in 12th grade I failed 7th grade for truancy I would always skip


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  17. In P.E. in my sophmore year in HS I told the teacher that I didn't know how to play football. Teacher makes me play anyway. SOmeone throws the ball to me, so I keep running. Threw the ball behind me after about twenty yards and just kept running. Went and got baked in a drainage ditch and then hitched to the mall. Ended up getting laid an hour later while the other poor saps were stuck in school.
     
  18. I was quiet and no one paid much attention to me, so on many occasions I literally walked right out the door, and no one said anything or knew anything the next day. And I went to a very small school, each class had MAYBE 15 kids tops. Super under the radar I guess.
     
    One time a teacher caught me, and said I can't leave, and I said but I am, and she didn't tell the principle the next day. I was having kind of a rough day so maybe she cut me a break idk. 
     
  19. Got to school first thing in the morning.

    Friend ask "got bud?"
    Me "got quarter in the car!" "Got pipe?"
    Friend :pulls out pipe:
    Me "fuck school lets get hi!"


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  20. Great memories.

    Me and my friend left during our free period ( hour and a half of whatever you want to get homework done) and go to his house and hot box his bathroom (huge ass house). Then we come back for lunch immediately after this period is over and meet up with our friends and go to subway. Then we smoke a little more and go back to class for the next real class.

    I had a class where there were a lot of stoners and kids just discovering weed, the teacher smoked, the class was a blow off business elective class where we watched movies everyday and it was always dark in that room , she didn't care if people slept or talked, and there was this sexy girl that liked me sitting like 3 desks away from me.

    I walked in and purposely walked around the perimeter of the room to my desk because I knew I reeked of bud, away from the teacher when this was obviously a much longer path. My eyes were blood ass red and everyone was laughing. The teachers just like "nice of you to join us" and proceeds with the class. That was great memories.

    My last year they instated a system where they had the assistant principals patrolling the doors to the parking lot during our free period, but I wasn't gonna let it stop me.

    So I snuck out the back door waaaaaay at the other end of the school ( very big school) and walked through the neighborhood behind the school that wrapped around to where the parking lot was. Cut through someone's backyard, snuck next to the track and soccer field and ran into my car into the parking lot and left. Went home and dabbed out then came back.

    One time is loaded up my gpen with wax and put it in my pocket and went to school. I forgot about it until in 1st period I was sitting next to this kid who started talking to me about wax. He knew I had a lot and I told him I had the vape on me. 2 minutes later I was like " I'll be right back ". Ask the teacher to go to the bathroom and walk to the other end of the school where no one ever is, go in the bathroom there and in the stall take like 4 massive rips of wax in a row. It probably reeked. I walk out and start walking back to class and BAM. The long ass hallway turns 100 miles long. I walk back into class and the kid just starts dying.




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