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High at Subway.

Discussion in 'Beginner Cannabis Consumption & Tips' started by Smoked All Dat, Apr 10, 2010.

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  1. #1 Smoked All Dat, Apr 10, 2010
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    Okay so.. my mom is like "hey, were goin to subway" like 30 mins after I just smoked around 4 bowls. Im really blazed out of my mind so im like "Okay whatever."

    We get there and she tells me what to order (i dont remember now, btw this was yesterday). So I go in and wait in line. The girl asks what what I want and for the life of me I couldn't say tomato right so i kept saying tomayo... lol... so im like "Yeah lemme get *sandwich* with lettuce..tomayo..I mean... tomayo..I mean..to... shit...I mean tomato.. and uhh.. uhh .. shit I forgot." And the girl just looks at me, then looks in my eyes, and laughs. Im like "Oh Shit." in my head. And shes like "Alright tomato, lettuce and what else?" So I tell her the rest and blah blah blah. (Btw I looked really high, you know how when you can just tell you look really high?) Then all I remember is some Puerto Rican dude comes in that tells me I look fresh. (Lol thx?) He starts laughin and shit when he orders and I dunno, everyone in the damn restaurant seemed really happy. I had to order two more sandwiches for the rest of my fam so im like stuttering and missing vowels in words and shit. I could hear myself and I sounded like a retard. You know how your voice sounds weird when your blazed? Yeah I sounded like I was slow. I was about to burst out laughing cause this is hilarious. The girl is probably like "WTF?". Remember Im high off my ass. I finally get to paying and completely forget how to put money in my pocket (Lol fail) so Im standing there for like 2 minutes tryin to get in my pockets. After I finally do, I finally leave, thank god. I dunno though, everyone was so happy at Subway and nice. Shit I dunno maybe I was just too high :smoking:
     
  2. #2 TrapShit09, Apr 10, 2010
    whennn im really high i studder sometimes last year when i was in class the teacher asked a question i raised my hand to answer my brain knew what to say but my mouth didnt like it so i guess it just made me studder for about 10 sec embarassing the shit outta me....

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  3. #3 tokinITguy, Apr 10, 2010
    Funny story OP. Sounds like there were a few 'heads working that day. :D

    On a semi-related note, imagine if MJ were 100% legal and teachers in high(heh) school went out for a "smoke" break in between classes...

    "...I grabbed the marker to write on the board and didn't take the cap off and tried to write. I tried, and tried, and tried to write, and nothing! Finally one of my students says something, but I swear I was standing up there for like two minutes...When I finally removed the cap, I completely forgot what I was teaching...":smoking::smoking::smoking:
     
  4. #4 Bobthebaker, Apr 10, 2010
    One time in class, i had smoked at lunch before hand, and I asked my friend really loudly "are my eyes red" and people were looking at me. Then my teacher was like, "turn to page 420, uh, i mean 483". I about geeked my brains out.
     
  5. #5 fallforlife, Apr 10, 2010
    hahaha op thats a good story. I like the part about the guy telling you that you look fresh! hahaha. I hate ordering at subway blazed, soo much interaction between the people. My girlfriend and I get the same sub so she always just orders.
     
  6. #6 Smoked All Dat, Apr 10, 2010


    Lucky lmao.


    siggy!
     
  7. #7 Beartank, Apr 10, 2010
    Never went to Subway, but I had a similar experience at the movies. A friend and I went in the woods and blazed, then walked to the movies. I walk in, buy my ticket, they ask me if I wanted anything else...I didn't really realize she asked me anything so for about 10 seconds I just stood there blankly staring and then I was like.."oh..do you mean like food?" She started laughing. :smoking:
     
  8. #8 Blunt, Apr 10, 2010
    Once you start tripping over your words high it's eerily similar to falling down a flight of stairs.
     
  9. #9 Umbrä, Apr 10, 2010
    Hey, Blunt? You're cool. +Rep for being cool.

    Oh and this thread has the funniest shit ever. Damn I wish I had weed so it could be even funnier.
     
  10. #10 Herb man, Apr 10, 2010
    Haha I love this story. It's like the opposite on how I order. When I have to order stoned, I just crack up in their face haha. Good story bro. Did your mom know you were blazed?
     
  11. #11 Smoked All Dat, Apr 10, 2010
    Yea lmao shes like "Okay you know what your gettin?" "You sure?" "Really?" "Alright good luck" Lol.
     
  12. #12 Jaysir, Apr 10, 2010
    hilarious. haha.
    I was at a ice cream store and the girl behind the counter asked what flavor do i want. I said "chicken". every1 around me started laughing like crazy.
     
  13. #13 Smoked All Dat, Apr 10, 2010
    lol !
     
  14. #14 Lithium7, Apr 10, 2010
    When I first started smoking me and my friends went driving with this dude and we smoked about 1/2 an O in his car (and I had a very low tolerance) So we got dropped off at McDonalds and we were waiting in line and these girls who knew some of my friends ran up and we're like "Hey!, Oh wow you guys are baked..." And I was trying to order my food like "...Uh..gimme a....uh...um...Chicke-...McChicken..yea..gimme some of that" And the lady just looked at me lol, then I looked at my friends and realized how high we looked lmao.
     
  15. #15 Smoked All Dat, Apr 10, 2010

    lmao I would bust out laughing if I was one of your friends with you.

    "Yea.. gimmie some of dat."

    Damn. That was funny.
     
  16. #16 Mantikore, Apr 10, 2010
    I try to not go out when I am really blazing, lol. For reasons like that. Last time I did, my boy and I wanted to see a 3D movie baked. We made up a reason to get out of work early so noone was at the theater. He owed me money so he says "I'll get your ticket". Cool, I go to get a soda. I wanted a large Mr. Pibb, paid for it, got it, went to drink some, flat as fuck. So I tell him and he says to give him a minute. My buddy was like "I need snacks, I'll grab your soda then". So I was about to walk away, but said fuck it and stood there. I just started geeking out, like laughing full force. I pooped in my head. My buddy buys the tickets, picks up my soda (he didn't get one), and his snacks (I didn't get any). 2 guys, 1 soda, 1 snack, ticket stub dude had to think we were flamers. I seen him looking at us funny, but I could only laugh. To top it off, I smacked his ass hardcore infront of everyone.

    So now, all those people (whom I'll probably never see again) think I am gay :(
     
  17. #17 Lifebot, Apr 10, 2010
    I love the $5 foot longs in subway. I can eat 'em all day long!
     
  18. #18 Mantikore, Apr 10, 2010

    WARNING:
    Incoming blow job jokes.
     
  19. #19 Russy, Apr 10, 2010
    Hilarious, I wouldn't leave my house if I was that ripped !
     
  20. #20 Lithium7, Apr 10, 2010

    It was funny as hell dude then we were sitting down eating, and our McDonalds like renovated and put in really nice restaurant seating and they have this table that has like 7 seats that spin around and we were sitting there and we thought it would be a good idea to throw french fries at the old people across the restaurant lmao, then my friend took out his gerbil that he brings EVERYWHERE and they were like "Alright...thats a gerbil...you need to leave...now..."
     
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