Hello to all the gangsta ass homies and hoez and ladies and gentleman of GC, (long intro, shows how ihi i am) anyways, i am here today to present you with my first story being high since joining this site. I just went for a walk w/my little brother,we live in the desert, and waited for a girl i knew back in high school, and comes up to us on this secluded dirt road where no one travels. we walk up the road a ways to this joint we call the "pits", its a big area where the road dept. gets their gravel for icy roads in the winter.so its this big hole in the side of this big hill/mountain and there are huge monds of dirt and boulders and shit. well they have this shit they call "the sifter " and basically its the sifter that the loaders dump the dirt onto. so we chill in this big ass metal thing for great wind protection and we smoke a joint and then i pull my "homemade" percolator"cheap pothead" and we try it but realize that the fuckin tubes are kinked(they are tiny driplines for "plants", and so i pull they shit off and whip it apart ,fix it , then hit it, well the diffusor stem and socket combo i had for the bowl was not working properly. so we just say hey...lets just pull all the perc shit off and use the bottom soda bottle, so we pull it apart and i hit that little tiny bong....hah...i got high as fuck, some hawian kush, a joint, and a homemade bottl bong.... haha..folks that is my story of they day and i very much do appreciate comments......adios amigos...and bonapetito "im so fuckin high...hah hah hah ha ha"