Hiding in Plain Sight

ive smoked in a porta pottie

 

I work at a pizza delivery store in the middle of downtown. The previous manager used to roll nice joints of dank and smoke me out in front of the store whenever we both worked.

 

hmm...I smoke in a porta potty when it was cold as fuck and I couldn't light my bowl...good times, I also smoke and walk around my block at night, the best public place I smoked was outside of my high school a long time ago while school was going on we were smoking bowls in front of it. The sump is an awesome blaze spot too.

 

Must public place would have to be walking down the sidewalk of a busy street in Los Angeles smokin the roach of a blunt.

 

on many rides at six flags
we burn cruised on the little car ride lol
it was a good school field trip

 

not the most public but i did blaze up at my cousins wedding and i knew every person there well. it was alright though, everyone who was old enough to drink was fucked up so 9 of us youngins went into the orchard and toked up. it was great.

the most public place was on the balcony of a box at a Mariners (baseball) game. my friends dad gets 1-2 uses of a box that his company rents out a month for business meetings and every now and then he would let us party in it unsupervised. the mini fridges were always stocked up with booze and food too. it was fantastic. box seat security is just showing your ticket too hahaha, the box level even has a separate entrance.

 

hahaha i've boxed a porta potty with 2 other friends!

most public place would have to be joints walking the street

 

I guess in a parked car in the parking lot of an empty church. Not very public.

 

Once in Victoria my friends and I walked into an old, vintage antique shop in china town and hot boxed a little section in the store where it had the least amount of people. After that we were walking down the street when this chick came out of this ice cream shop offering ice cream. We told them we were broke, but we had green so we hotboxed the entire store with 15+ employees at this shop. Even got a few cones out of it too!

 

Driving in a car smoking a bong is fun, its hard for people no to notice. we saw these mexicans mowing a lawn looking at us we held the bong up and blew smoke the the window and they all laughed.

then walking around downtown frankfurt smoking fat jays in the crowd is in plain sight

 

I smoke almost anywhere cause I live in a pretty small village. I can safely blaze sat outside the corner shop or walking round the village. But the most public was at strwaberry fair (basically a huge stoner feat but with police about) and I sat and smoked a king size Double L in the reggae tent surrounded by at least 200 people but eveyone was

 

I live in Naples, Italy. The cops don't give 2 shits if you smoke in public. Give you a little taste of how you pick up drugs. You stand in a line in front of a building, where there is a hole in the wall, you put in the euro and you get your shit. My friends have seen Carbineri( military police) pull up to this house, walk in, walk out, and then the place starts right back up. No waiting for 2 hours, but like starts right back up. So, i have smoked in parks, walking on a busy sidewalk. its basically legal here.

 

okay...time to story top. at my old highschool on the way to pep rallies the halls were filled shoulder to shoulder. so on the way to one i stopped in the bathroom rolled a joint, and proceeded to walk to the rally smoking a lit joint. atleast 5 teachers saw me but couldnt do anything bacause it was 2 crowded to get to me! that was honestly one of the greatest moments of my life!

Thanks, and keep on tokin my friends.

 

This probably doesnt count (at least in my book), but the most technically public place i've smoked was in a public park in a major city (chicago) for hemp/peace fest. Sure, everyone was smoking on the grass, but it was great smoking with a couple hundred other people, and cops walking by who wont do shit.

Just chillin outside smoking and drinking in the park as if weed were legal, even just for a day. Lots of homeblown glass to gaze over, munchies, music, art, people, and good times all around.

 

on an amtrack train in the bathroom, blazed a bowl full, then went to my seat and listened to led zeppelin for hours, good times.

 

i remember it like it was yesterday in i think freashman or sophmore year i had just got this one hitter adn we wanted to use it to smoke at school so me and my friends new theperfect room to do it in. We had this old teacher she had to be like about 80 no joke she couldnt talk without a microphone and was near sighted even with glases. She also couldnt hear unless u were right next to her. SO the the first day of shcool after the weekend we went on like normal until we got to our 2nd hour and like 10 minutes in we stared taking notes and my friend come sits next to, and we start packing the bowl right in the table. i knew all the kids in the class could see but we didnt pay much attentio to it, o0nce we packed it we just lit up and took as bigg as a hit as possible and just blew the smoke into are shirts. After that the next day everyone was talking about it i thought for sure a teacher would find out but what teacher would belive that a studdent got away with smoking in class haha welll thats my story.
PS it smelt like weed the rest of the day i thought it was a cool story ooo and i use to use the science triple beam balances to weight my bud haha i was like 14 and didnt have a scale so i just brought the triple beam balance to my desk haah
i miss high school

 

i wish my boss did this.

 

a dinky kids ride at six flags. the ride operator saw me smoking and just laughed.