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Hey man can i use your pee?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by JohnLajoie, Sep 16, 2009.

  1. #1 JohnLajoie, Sep 16, 2009
    So has anyone every tried getting your clean firends pee strap it to their leg and pass a drug test. I hear how to do it but has it actually been done and passed the temperature test?
     
  2. #2 OpenToker, Sep 16, 2009
    Ya bro lol. Put that shit unda your nuts to keep it warm. lmao akward asking for the piss. though be sure to tell them its for a drug test or you might just get a WTF? kinda look.
    :smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke:
     
  3. #3 YoSmokinMan, Sep 16, 2009
    Yeah don't forget to mention that lol.

    That's how you become "that guy."
     
  4. #4 pmb6967, Sep 16, 2009
    I can vouch for the temperature test. Had 2 ounces strapped under my balls and passed my pre-employment test. I didn't think about the temperature until the lady said, "looks like the temperature passed".
     
  5. #5 Nomad23, Sep 16, 2009
    I just stopped smoking for a month, since I'm not a weed fiend.
     
  6. #6 Mocha Bo, Sep 16, 2009
    oh god. don't make me barf, I don't want to hear about any blades hiding another mans piss under their balls to pass a piss test. To all apprentice tokers out there here are the two easiest ways to pass a drug test:

    1. Abstain from pot for 30 days. If you smoke regularly always assume it will take 30 days. I personally am a thin guy, very active, low body fat, blah blah blah, and it still took me close to 30 days to pass an at home test, let alone the lower tolerance for PPM that a work-ordered test would have.

    2. Agent X, or other synthetic urine. You can find them at most head shops (The place you buy your pipes from) It is a powder that you mix with water, then microwave so it is the same temperature as real urine. It costs about 30 bucks where I live. It comes with a thermometer on the holding bottle and hand warmers so you can make sure it is exactly where it needs to be. Just toss the bottle of fake piss in your underwear and pour in cup. It's worked 3 times for me, I've been lit while I "take" the test. The trick is making sure its in the right temp range though, because if its to cold or hot they know it didn't come out of your body.


    As an above poster already mentioned, if you ask your friends for their piss, you just became "that guy".

    amen?
     
  7. #7 nestacle, Sep 16, 2009
    I'm proud to say that I have joined the club of many others who succesfully passed a drug test using my friends piss :).
     

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