Hey im new and i need help.........

Hey im new, I smoke the shit but i dont grow it i buy it from a few dodgy dealers. So I want to grow it. But the problem is I dont have a scooby (scooby doo.....clue) how to grow it or what i need to grow it. And yes parents are a problem so nothing that would make them suspiscious. So if someone could PLEASE reply telling me exactly what to do or email me a guidebook or somethin like that i would be VERY thankful.

plz help