So there's a shopping center right in front of my row of townhomes, and one at the corner as well. Really convenient! As I'm crossing the street, I see a man on a hill. It's rainy out today, and I saw this guy struggling to get to his feet on said hill. It looked like he was trying to pull himself up the hill to the parking lot's pavement, where his van was. Of course, many people are just fucking dickheads with no regard for human life at all; cars and shit whizzing by, slowing down to see who it was, and then continuing on their course again. I'm walking and I'm still looking back at the guy, figuring that it's his van that's on there. I stop and head towards him, he sees me and flags me down. Says his legs gave out. Old guy so I can see why it would have happened, but I'm wondering wtf he was doing on a wet slippery hill anyway. He isn't youthful and virile like me anymore, but whatever. I fireman's carry him to the pavement and set him down where he keeps his balance and manages to get into his van where he rests, thanks me, and drives off. As I continue on my endless trek to the safeway, I noticed a car with a cute bitch in it. There was a female human too, but the dog (i'm assuming it was female) was all cute and cuddly. Her facial expression is all "What happened" and I shrug and say "Couldn't get up, I guess." and walk off. On second thought, I should have sexed this woman. Now as I'm typing this, I hear ambulances and shit. Hope he didn't lose control/feeling in his legs and get all crashed up. I can't believe people were just driving by and not helping him. Sorta makes me mad.