help!!!!

How old are you? Just get your own place then you don't have to worry about it.

 

What a useless fucking post. And insulting too.

1. in a sweatshirt in your closet is a well loved stash spot. also good are speakers/amps, old ps2s or other consoles with some space inside, drawers in hard to reach places, hidden well under a bed, in the attic if nobody goes up there, etc. you really have to figure it out for yourself because we don't know your parents habits/how much privacy you have.

2. smoke outside and blow the smoke away from yourself. deodorant/cologne/gum/febreze/mouthwash/fresh clothes are all great ways to smell better. try to avoid your parents if you are high; try not to get high if you know you'll have to be near them.

3. outside. in your car. in a park. in a forest near a small stream. in a secluded alley. in a secret underground bunker.

4. go to a college campus and there will be plenty of people who smoke weed. if you see someone smoking cigarettes, it's safe to ask them if they know where you can get bud. just don't ask a cop or professor or anything.

 

There was nothing useless about it. Underage kids shouldn't be posting here, and you need to read the rules about disrespect.

 

It was completely useless. Underage kids should not be posting here, agreed, but you assumed he was underage because he said he was worried about his parents. That was the first part of the insult. The second part was ignoring his questions and simply advising him to move out. Clearly, if he is asking how to avoid his parents knowing he smokes, moving out is not an option at the moment. Thus your post was both useless and insulting.

 

I didn't assume anything. I asked. You really should calm down and grow up dude or dudette.

EDIT: It also shouldn't matter. If someone else is paying his room and board and don't want him using cannabis then he shouldn't. It's called respect, something a lot of young people seem to lack these days.

 

1. Small Mason jars, just hide them good.
2. Eye drops, air freshener, and showers.
3. Outside, Your house, Friends house, Woods.
4. Ask if they smoke. If they say "Smoke what?" they're probably a smoker.
5. Zig zags, Raw
6. I prefer fast paced happy music, no gloomy shit.
Happy toking

 

You asked, which means you obviously assumed. And even if you hadn't assumed, it was still useless to OP.

Believing that you shouldn't smoke weed if the owner of the house you live in doesn't want to you is an opinion. It is quite easy and simple to smoke weed while not harming or affecting them in any way at all.

And now you say a lot of young people lack respect these days. Let me tell you, your generation isn't exclusively angels and saints. Culture changes. Values change. Don't stereotype.

 

@ ddog7x. Hey, go pick your nuts up from another thread because you're doing way to much bitching. Haha. I'll smoke this next bowl for you in hopes you chill a little.

@OP.
I'm just gonna leave a couple tips kid.
Be sure you aren't in a closed space, your clothes will definitely stink then. Body spray is your friend.
A lot of people get red eyes when they smoke, so you may need eye drops.

The best place to hide is a place no one knows is there. Maybe a spot in the floor or some crazy shit like that, ddog made a good suggestion.
A used tp roll with a couple dryer sheets stuffed in it is something you can blow your hits through and it will cut the stink down.

Good luck noob and try not to get caught.

 

It's hard being the only one who doesn't post high.

 

wow guys, smoke a bowl and lets help the dude out
no need for bad vibes

 

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What a useless fucking post. And insulting too.
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... You started the disrespect first man.

Just an outside view of things.

 

"No need for bad vibes" doesn't mean you shouldn't call someone out for making a bad post. Especially someone as senior as oldskool.

 

You DON'T post high... ever?

 

actually oldskool did, by making the first post. i respect people who respect others - if i see someone disrespect someone else, that person no longer deserves my respect.

 

Not here.

 

[quote name='"ddog7x"']

It's hard being the only one who doesn't post high.[/quote]

Well maybe you should. Might not be such a tight ass about little things over the internet Haha.
Let's face it, OP really is probably just a underage kid.

 

obviously he is. but there is no reason not to help him out. many of us were smoking before we were 18 and we had the same things to consider. and even if you didn't, it's fairly contradictory to say a teen shouldn't be smoking if you do.

 

1. my parents are super paranoid what are some good stash spots?
-Its kinda hard to tall you where some good hiding spots are because ive never seen your living situation. my parents didnt really care that i smoked as long as i kept my grades up and was employed they didnt ask many questions. What you could do is buy a cash lock box (about 25 dollars at staples or wallgreens) and then keep that burried in the back of your closet. even if they find the box they would have to pry it open to see whats in there
2. tips for hiding the smell/symptoms?
- when youre not smoking stick your stash in a ziplock bag (if youre really paranoid about the smell just doubble bag it), or even better go find a mason jar with a rubber seal on it. Obviously after smoking drop in some eyedrops, have a piece of gum or a mint, and spray yourself with some cologne or axe. Dont over do it. ive know people who got caught because they would come home and smell like they bathed in axe and thats what got their parents curious
3. good places to get high?
-if you can smoke at home, doesnt have to be inside your house. find a spot in the back yard where prying eyes cant easily see you. Or head to the shed or garage. If you have to leve your domicle go to a park with some trees. go for a walk and casually just stroll off the path.
4. spot others who smoke (and tell who's lying)?
-Other people who smoke are pretty easy to spot, after a while of smoking youll be able to see them a lot easier then you can now. Just look for the glossy eyes and the goofy smile. or go to any drive through in the later hours of the evening.
5. good rolling paper brands?
-Zig-zags, Raw, Elements, Bob Marley, there are a lot but those are some of the most common you can find at gas stations.
6. good music?
-depends on your taste. If you like country listen to some country. if you like tokyo pop listen to that. But some good classics are Bob Marley, Jimmi Hendrex, Willie Nelson, Pink Floyd, Sublime, Wiz Kalifah, and Reel Big Fish.

 

1. All depends on your own setup. If your stash is airtight and smellfree, then you can literally put it anywhere you think your parents would not look. get creative with it
2.for hiding smell i would stay away from ziplocs. they always smell through real quick and are just not the best way to store your bud. Mason jars are the shit, try going to a dollar store and grabbing the ones with the swing top and rubber seal rather than the traditional ones, sometimes the noise of my jars opening up sketches me out. as far as symptoms go, all you need is visine, some axe(i like the travel sizes) , some gum or mints and HAND SANITIZER. for the longest time i would go out hazing joints and come back in and start touching alot of shit not knowing my fingers smelled horrible. Hand sanitizer is the shit.
3. Home is probably safest, like a backyard when your parents are out. If you have a car literally anywhere in your city can be toked in, but obviously try to stay out of the heaty areas like school parking lots at night, residentials with alot of cops, etc. personally i love forest spots. really hard to track you down in there unless somebody was following you, and if you use the spot a decent amount you can plot out an escape route in case of emergency.
4. Fairly easy to tell once you start tokin alot more, but dont go up to every idiot wearing a Marley tee expecting to haze.(i say idiot because where i live, alot of people wear shit like that without liking the music or hazing, i guess its cool to be a stoner now?)
5.my favorite rolling papers are zig zag ultra thins, they come in the shiny pack. i also like the 1 1/4 orange zig zags.
6. like said before, totally up to your own taste. But if you're a fan of metal music, please get very baked and listen to any song by the band sylosis. you will fall in love, and if you don't well then you can giiiiiiit out. but no really, i love sylosis and its great to listen to all the subtleties in their music while hazed, really makes it much more beautiful to listen to.

Also for all this stupid hate going on in this thread, all of you just relax and smoke a bowl. Third parties adding fuel to the fire really doesn't help either, just leave it alone and happy hazing