HELP!!! Wat Excuse Do I use??

uhh, you wanted to smoke and have a drink.

I dont see that as such a big deal.

 

say you accidentally tripped and fell with your mouth hitting the bong. and then needed a beer to numb the pain

 

tell her the prostitute you rented an hour before she got home made you do it. She won't even care about the beers and smoke anymore.

or you could hide behind the door and just club her over the head as soon as she walks in. tell her it was a burgler, you scared him off, and then were so worried you took a couple bongrips and chugged a 6 pack to calm down.

or you can pour out all the non-beer liquids in the house, and when she complains about you drinking so early, just go, "eh, there was nothing but beer, what'reyougonnado?" as you shrug your shoulders. the bong rips were to make the beer taste better.

 

rofl, that was hilarious.

 

I know its not really my place to say, but if you're terribly worried about your girlfriend getting pissed coz u wanted to chill out n smoke and have a few beers..maybe you and her need to sit down and have a serious talk..

Just tell her you're a big boy and you felt like chilling out and havin a few beers, do ya did.

 

Just tell her you were feeling lousy so you took a few Irish Penacilin's.

Aka, Beer.

 

Here's a good one i use all the time



I do what i want. I'm my own boss

 

man, i would be findin myself another girl. but, if u dont wanna do that, just say u missed her so bad, u turned to alcohol.

 

^^^^
Agreed


Ask her to take your collar off, or at least the leash.

 

Say "It's my body, I do what I want!" -Cartman