What if he just did some crazy drugs in the bedroom the whole time? Used the laptop for trippy music?
Sounds like he was beating off. Why hes lying, who knows? Maybe hes embarrased. Hope that open relationship works out for ya.
[quote name="shinkets619" post="19374778" timestamp="1390241639"]clearly he is hiding something. I've never taken my laptop with me to shit. Let alone taken a two hour dump. locking you out of the entire bedroom is the red flag IMO. Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum[/quote]Clearly you haven't been living life to its absolute fullest.Bathroom laptop sessions are amazing.
[quote name="4shotmark" post="19374802" timestamp="1390241921"]He's probably jacking off. Lmao.Chill.[/quote] two hour jack off sesh?? Um noSent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
Ay you'd be surprised. He very possible could have been in there whacking it on some inhalants trying to kill the pain of
[quote name="Omega369" post="19375033" timestamp="1390244001"]Clearly you haven't been living life to its absolute fullest.Bathroom laptop sessions are amazing.[/quote] id much rather be sitting on the porch listening to music and smokin bowls, than sitting on the toilet looking at stuff on my computer Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
Honestly he's probably got some serious bowel issues if he's using the bathroom for longer than 5 minutes. He might have IBS or something. OP should take him to a gastroenterologist.
[quote name="shinkets619" post="19375111" timestamp="1390244915"]id much rather be sitting on the porch listening to music and smokin bowls, than sitting on the toilet looking at stuff on my computer Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum[/quote]Might as well kill two birds with one stone though. Using my laptop to surf the Internet, chat on Grasscity forums, porn, order stuff off eBay is the most relaxing thing you could do on the shitter.When I was a kid I used to spend like 8 hours on the toilet to the point where I forgot I was shitting and forget to wipe, so the shit cakes onto my ass and I have to have to wash it.Also my legs used to go numb.
[quote name="Omega369" post="19375163" timestamp="1390245582"]Might as well kill two birds with one stone though. Using my laptop to surf the Internet, chat on Grasscity forums, porn, order stuff off eBay is the most relaxing thing you could do on the shitter.When I was a kid I used to spend like 8 hours on the toilet to the point where I forgot I was shitting and forget to wipe, so the shit cakes onto my ass and I have to have to wash it.Also my legs used to go numb.[/quote] guess people are different my life is pretty relaxing, so I find no need to hang out on the toilet for longer than need be. But hey enjoy your shits brothaSent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
Prob had an online sex session or something or just wanted to watch porn. I'd be pretty pissed if I was left hangin in the garage without any heads upSent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
Well, something is going on other than his constitution that's for sure. The question is....what was he up to while online and behind locked, closed doors for such a long time? It is "fair" for any person in a relationship to wonder when it's a lengthy duration. You say he takes a long time to crap. But does he crap or has he ever crapped without a computer/phone under normal circumstances? See where I am going?
Very good point.... almost always has his cell......Sent from my BNTV400 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
[quote name="nesw" post="19374814" timestamp="1390242019"]pretty possible. or maybe he started playing a game or something and just zoned in and forgot he was shitting on the toilet. but still, who brings their lap top to take a shit? kind of weird... phone is so much easier.[/quote]Unless you got a "shiitty" phone.. Get it.. Shitty phone?!
I had this same issue a couple years back. I just got back from a tour in Austria and was with my host family in Germany. Took the laptop into the bathroom to do some work. Over an hour elapsed before i realized, oh shit we were supposed to go somewhere. They all gave me this look like they thought i was chillin in there spankin the monkey. I still have no idea what they thought, but shit dude sometimes you lose track of time on the computer. We went and got drunk though, so fuck it.
I think it's kind of fishy tbh.. He's obviously trying to hide something from you. I understand taking a long time in the shitter, but two hours?? With door locked and laptop with him. It's almost laughable imagining what he could be up to in there.
Maybe he had a masturbation related injury? Or maybe he was being incredibly picky about what porn to blow his beans to, or maybe he was plotting your demise with your closest friends. One of these things. Sent from my GT-S5360 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
Wtf why is this an issue? He's a god damn grown man. If you have an open relationship why does it matter what he was doing? I mean come on he was in the bathroom with a laptop he was yankin it. Maybe to some weird shit. I really don't think this is thread worthy. Plus whats the worst thing he could do in the bathroom with a laptop? Ya see where i'm going with this?