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Help threw my roach into neighbours yard

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Dank., Aug 9, 2011.

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  1. #41 BurnAFewDown, Aug 9, 2011
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    I saw this and thought it was the OP cuz you have the same pic so I was like "tha fuck? Why would you now dis yourself" aha
     
  2. #42 Mctoken, Aug 9, 2011
    their dogs probably going to choke to death on it.
    i smell a lawsuit.
    u high bastard.
     
  3. #43 The Audion, Aug 9, 2011

    dude you're the man:cool:
     
  4. #44 4Cave2man0, Aug 9, 2011
    I just threw my roach into my neighbors yard

    because of this thread

    i got up, walked outside from inside my A/C
     
  5. #45 DaNkGaNjAmAn, Aug 9, 2011
    Troll?
     
  6. #46 Glass Clown, Aug 9, 2011

    This week on That 70s Show:

    Eric is sweeping the bushes.

    Kitty: Eric, why are you sweeping the bushes?

    Red: (grabs Eric) Look Kitty, he's on drugs again. Get inside before I put my boot up your ass!

    Eric goes inside. Kitty looks down.

    Kitty: Red? What's this?

    Red: (examines ground) Some little brown piece of paper of some sort.

    Red picks it up and puts it in the trash, they go inside.
     
  7. #47 Wangster, Aug 9, 2011
    I dropped a roach on the grass behind my house once. While at work my mom was outside tending her gardens you know, watering and plating cucumbers and stuff, well. She found my roach and she had to smoke it to find out what it was. Later that day she called me at work to tell her son that shes stoned off her ass. Make sure your mom doesnt find it and smoke it, you might get her stoned.
     
  8. #48 Dank., Aug 9, 2011
    Hey buddy

    I had a problem and wanted peoples oppinions,

    cant we all just get along??


    and yes everyone,
    i was SHIT FACE STONED,
    paranoid as fuck


    I checked this moprning over the fence liek 4 times and no sign of the roach :D

    Mission accomplished.

    ONLY STICKING TO MY BONG FROM NOW ON :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
     
  9. #49 RedMagic, Aug 9, 2011
    Dude you're gonna wake up to the 5-0 at your door. If some young hooligan thinks he can throw roaches in my yard and get away with it, that blasted little bugger has another thing coming.



    STAY OFF MY LAWN!!

    :p
     
  10. #50 HighCommand420, Aug 9, 2011
    my neighbours would smell the roach straight away, they will all run out of there crack den to find it and smoke it regardless of the roaches condition..
     
  11. #51 InterceptorP71, Aug 9, 2011
    Alright you have to be prepared for this morning! Take some Vaseline and shove it into your ass. It'll come in handy in like 3 hours when you're turned into someones prison bitch.
     
  12. #52 Skunky Monkey, Aug 9, 2011
    SHIT MAN, have you tried spider mans cell :confused: get a helicopter man land it there yard close of the roads GET THAT ROUCH we cant be having the Russians getting there hands on this technolegy they will use it against us YOU MUST GET TO THE CHOPPPAAA :eek:
     
  13. #53 Rivera, Aug 9, 2011
    Talk about paranoia to the maximum....
     
  14. #54 DanKnStickyy, Aug 9, 2011
    You need to sell your house and get the fuck out of there or your super fucked.
     
  15. #55 purple3.0haze, Aug 9, 2011
    thats why you gotta smoke roaches til the bitter end, leave no trace, put it all in your lungs.
    thats why i roll Randy's Wired papes
     
  16. #56 kronman907, Aug 9, 2011
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    Weed isn't booze you don't get "shit faced" . Little kids these days
     
  17. #57 BurnAFewDown, Aug 9, 2011
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    I totally agree. What is the stoner community coming too..... And to the others, don't say "you were there one day too" cuz I wasn't. Believe me ive been beyond stoned to the point of puking and passing out. But you don't get "shit faced" from weed
     
  18. #58 Dank., Aug 9, 2011
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    Listen bud's,

    I smoke alot of weed,
    and sometimes when im at my peak, and its late at night,
    yes i get shit face stoned,

    as in intoxified to the point of doing stupid shit and then 2 second later realising i did it,

    its my defenition of my peak of MJ intoxification,


    for the miles of high before i reach that "SHit face stoned"

    i am totally 100% function able,
    infact more so then when i am sober,
    then when ive just had that last too big toke,

    may be from oxygen deprevision i dont know, but when ive smoked that last too much,

    I do stupid shit.

    just my two cents dont have to be an asshole..

    What is this stoner community turning into, a bunch of judgmental pricks??????????
     
  19. #59 Pixhul420, Aug 9, 2011
    lol no one will give a shit. next time bury it. or try to go find it.... i doubt they will find it... and if they do, deny say it was some teens walking by
     
  20. #60 purpleganja420, Aug 9, 2011
    dress up in black clothes go in there yard and search for it...
     
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