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Help this noob get up to speed.

Discussion in 'Beginner Cannabis Consumption & Tips' started by Tux0r, Feb 26, 2010.

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  1. #1 Tux0r, Feb 26, 2010
    Hello GC, I will be your n00b today. I need help getting up to speed with every thing....My bong is on backorder.....my papers are coming some time in the next week or 2...And i will try and get some weed (if i can find it here). So can you teach me the language and every thing that goes with it? I've smoked other things before (note: i have never been a tobacco type of guy) and i do have my grandfathers old tobacco pipe. So can you just teach me the basics and i will expand on that?
     
  2. #2 rotk, Feb 26, 2010
    just smoke n chill wtf do you wanna no
     
  3. #3 CT Burnin, Feb 26, 2010
    wait have you ever even smoked before...
     
  4. #4 buddhaBlessed, Feb 26, 2010
    you've ordered a bong and wraps but you don't have weed? where are your priorities man?!
     
  5. #5 purplenuggets, Feb 26, 2010
    The seeds and stems are the good parts to smoke. Throw away that nasty, green, leafy stuff that surrounds them.
     
  6. #6 Sshack, Feb 26, 2010
    For real, that shits overrated.
     
  7. #7 KrazySmokerHome, Feb 26, 2010

    yummay

    :smoking:
     
  8. #8 Doormouse, Feb 26, 2010
    If you don't plan on using that tobacco pipe for tobacco don't use it, especially if it's made of wood, because it will taste like shit.
     
  9. #9 J. Watson, Feb 26, 2010

    yeah just overnight those leafy parts to me
    there useless to a novice like you but ill try to find a use for them, nice guy that i am
    maybe ill construct a sculpture of some kind
     
  10. #10 Shmingle, Feb 26, 2010
    Buy weed, pack a bowl, light it up, inhale, hold for awhile, exhale, REPEAT!
     
  11. #11 PrettyLit, Feb 26, 2010
    he is asking for advice, but none of you have anything for him?!

    Grinding your bud is better then breaking it up with your hand's
    Buy a scale you don't want to get ripped off.
    forget about the stems unless your trying to make some tea or something.
    Hand rolling is a good handy skill to know.
    Mason Jar's are the best to store your weed.
     
  12. #12 Tha Professor, Feb 26, 2010
    Yeah after you blaze your impervious to bullets and knives.
     
  13. #13 Tux0r, Feb 26, 2010
    Thank you, thats the stuff i want to hear not a few a$$hole smokers competing to see who has more of there head up there a$$.

    And to who said something about my priorities...i don't have anything to smoke the weed yet so why have it then?


    Pack it up, Light it up, Take your finger off of that hole. Breath it in and hold it.:bongin:

    (amatuer song making...^^^)
     
  14. #14 Tha Professor, Feb 26, 2010


    Well someone woke up on the wrong side
    of the bed this morning mr. crabby pants
    :p
     
  15. #15 cheesin', Feb 26, 2010
  16. #16 dragonriot, Feb 26, 2010

    Roll, roll, roll the joint
    Lick it at the end
    Light it up and take a puff
    And pass it to a friend...

    You'll probably get modded for calling people a$$hole's in here. The city is chill, and they were just fuckin with you because we like to fuck with n00bs. =) don't worry bro... One day you'll get to fuck with the n00bs. I'm still one, and I just go with the flow. If you read all the shit they just said, every bit of it is hilarious... or it would be if you weren't looking at it as if they were assholes.

    By the way... there's not a lot of people here who are "just stoners"... most of the people on this forum are at least tech savvy enough to use the forums and smart enough to type in coherent sentences, and have pretty decent jobs. Just start reading threads and you'll see what I mean.
     
  17. #17 Tha Professor, Feb 26, 2010
    Just jokes man, like mentioned before this is a chill community. Were only kidding around..
     
  18. #18 Tux0r, Feb 26, 2010
    Yes....every day(not always) for the past 6 months.
     
  19. #19 Tux0r, Feb 26, 2010
    Just fucking with you guys....your not assholes. I may be one...but that aside..Thanks for the help.
     
  20. #20 mistersmiley, Feb 26, 2010
    Probably the most important advise any1 can give u is always have munchies 4 after u blaze
     
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