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Help! Munchy problem :(

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by LittleToker, Aug 3, 2011.

  1. #1 LittleToker, Aug 3, 2011
    Soooo....we all love pokin' the smots. And hey, the munchies are fun, too. Unfortunately for me my mouth is wired shut for the next five weeks! What should I do???
     
  2. #2 Guest, Aug 3, 2011
    When my buddy got his wisdom teeth removed he drank/ate milkshakes and smoothies for sustenance. Kind of sounds great to get baked and suck down some milkshakes... mango smoothies...
     
  3. #3 OscarZetaAcosta, Aug 3, 2011
    Rip the fuckin' wires off.:cool:
     
  4. #4 LittleToker, Aug 3, 2011
    Haha. I fucking wish. Shit's screwed directly into my gums. Looks legit but I'm hungry. That and I don't feel like having my jaw break :mad:
     
  5. #5 TonyCartman, Aug 3, 2011
    Nice idea for somebody trying to loose some weight :D just wire ur mouth shut LOL ;)
     
  6. #6 laidbacksmoker, Aug 3, 2011

    u crazy bruh!

    starvin is never good for health.

    but that would be some crazy ass punishment tho..
     
  7. #7 LittleToker, Aug 3, 2011
    You ain't kidding. I lost 10lbs the first week. And I'm a skinny thing to begin with.
     
  8. #8 laidbacksmoker, Aug 3, 2011
    oh im with this guy.

    try some jamba juice!
     
  9. #9 HiImJohnXD, Aug 3, 2011
    I had that done. I put alll of my favorite foods in a blender. Let your imagination run wild. Best was the big mac in the blender.
     
  10. #10 Sweetleaftoker, Aug 3, 2011
    What did you do to get your mouth wired shut?
     
  11. #11 Guest, Aug 3, 2011

    I think I threw up a little in the back of my mouth, lol.
     
  12. #12 HiImJohnXD, Aug 3, 2011
    talked back to mum. Lol just kidding. Had a nasty mountain biking accident. had it wired for about 4 weeks.
     
  13. #13 LittleToker, Aug 3, 2011
    13.5 hour corrective jaw surgery. fun stuff
     
  14. #14 laidbacksmoker, Aug 3, 2011

    big mac in the blender...

    tell me more..

    lol

    13.5 hrs? omg bruh.. i already feel your pain..
     
  15. #15 LittleToker, Aug 3, 2011
    Hahaha already blenderized a burger, chicken and steak. Add a little hot sauce to the chicken and it's like drinking a buffalo wing.

    Though something about drinking my munchies just isn't right :confused:
     
  16. #16 TonyCartman, Aug 3, 2011
    Was the Big Mac Smoothie nice?:)))
     
  17. #17 LittleToker, Aug 3, 2011
    Still scared of this one, not gonna lie. Maybe pizza would work?
     
  18. #18 HiImJohnXD, Aug 3, 2011
    Big mac smoothie was delicious. I still dont see whats so upsetting about it, its just pre chewed basically. Its like saying ground beef is disgusting because its not solid haha.

    Indica dominant strain with big mac smoothie? Dont even have to chew. So good.
    Indicas give me crazy couch lock to the point where i dont even feel like chewing sometimes, but still want to enjoy a delicious Big Mac. I think blending foods is the way of the future.
     
  19. #19 purpleganja420, Aug 3, 2011
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