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Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by Megan Birdyy, May 28, 2013.

  1. I'm a 115 pound girl and I haven't smoked in months. I fucked up and took 2 hits today. I have a drug test for probation in five days. Will I pass and what should I do to pass?
     
  2. Maybe. Two hits isn't much you might be able to get it out in time. Just drink a lot of water and exercise. Why did you smoke when you were so close?
     
  3. Phew 5 days is tough. If you know when your test is gonna be you might want to consider stopping into your LHS and picking up a cleaner.

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  4. Urine test, or oral swab?
     
    Oral swab, just practice EXCELLENT oral hygiene and you'll be OK! Brush your whole mouth and tongue, floss, then finish up with a good rinse with a tartar control mouth wash.  Repeat.
     
    Urine test is going to be iffy! Good news is that your levels will be low. DO NOT DIET!!!
     
    Reintoxication: the release of fat-stored Delta-tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) into blood is enhanced by food deprivation or ACTH exposure.          (full - 2009)
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2782342/?tool=pubmed
     
    Dilution is the best bet.  A single "B" vitamin the night before the test will keep your urine yellowish. More will turn your urine BRIGHT yellow and tip them off!
    \nDo NOT give them the first urine of the day. Drink enough so you have to pee several times before the test. The THC metabolites cling to the walls of your bladder, each time you go, some more is rinsed away. When you give your sample, let the first of your urine go in the toilet. Catch the middle part of your urination for your sample, then finish up. This will give the least amount for them to find.
    \nIf you do test positive, claim you use baby wash when you protest your innocent!
     
    Strange Reason for Baby's Positive Pot Test Found       (news – 2012)   http://ca.news.yahoo.com/strange-reason-babys-positive-pot-test-found-120630522.html
     
    Baby Soaps and Shampoos Trigger Positive Marijuana Tests       (news – 2012)
    http://healthland.time.com/2012/06/19/baby-soaps-and-shampoos-trigger-positive-marijuana-tests/#ixzz21IE9aajD
     
    Unexpected interference of baby wash products with a cannabinoid (THC) immunoassay.
                (abst – 2012)       http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22465236
     
    Unresolved Discrepancies between Cannabinoid Test Results for Infant Urine
    (abst – 2012)     http://www.clinchem.org/content/58/9/1364.short?rss=1
     
    FYI- Most of the "KLENZ-U" cleaners work no better than dilution. Save your money! And do NOT just drink "a ton of water"! You can KILL YOURSELF that way!
     
    http://science.howstuffworks.com/life/human-biology/water-intoxication.htm
     
    Be sure to drink milk, soups, sports drinks, juices, etc as well as water!
     
    Good luck, hon!
     
     
    Granny
     
  5. Granny? Is there anything you cant help with on here? :)
     
  6. Just pickup a detox at a smokeshop just to be safe, they're a little pricey but I think this a much better alternative than violating your probation.
     
  7. Or substitute urine
     
  8. They dont work...unless your employer isnt sending your piss to be lab tested. I was told my piss was "too clean"
     
  9. #9 Storm Crow, May 28, 2013
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    "Granny? Is there anything you cant help with on here? :)"
     
     What I don't know, is how to get all of you to become activists!
     
    As of this morning, there are 498,664 members at GC.   :gc_rocks:
     
    Think of 498,664 letters to congress DEMANDING legalization!      http://www.usa.gov/Contact/Elected.shtml
     
    Imagine 498,664 comments in the news, all educating folks about what cannabis can do- besides get you high!
     
    Consider the effect of 498,664 small pamphlets of readable articles being left at laundromats and student lounges, all having the message of "More in "Granny Storm Crow's List"!
     
     
    (Some good choices for a pamphlet-
     
    Pot compound seen as tool against cancer      (news – 2012)
    http://www.sfgate.com/health/article/Pot-compound-seen-as-tool-against-cancer-3875562.php#page-1
     
    Marijuana May Slow Alzheimer's      (news - 2006)
    http://www.webmd.com/alzheimers/news/20061006/marijuana-may-slow-alzheimers
     
    An ultra-low dose of tetrahydrocannabinol provides cardioprotection.    (abst – 2013) http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23537701
     
    Marijuana Compound May Help Stop Diabetic Retinopathy       (news - 2006)
    http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2006/02/060227184647.htm
     
    One in 8 with fibromyalgia uses cannabis as medicine       (news – 2012) 
    http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/07/12/us-fibromyalgia-cannabis-idUSBRE86B1D620120712
     
    And any others from the List that catch your eye!)
     
    There is nothing there that should take you any longer to do than an hour! Isn't the chance of getting LEGAL CANNABIS worth an hour of your time, maybe even once a week?  Guys, I spend more than that each day just shooting down those prohib fools in the news!
     
    How about YOU stepping up to the plate and joining me? :yay:
     
     
    Granny  :wave:
     
  10. A call to action.
     

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