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Discussion in 'General' started by hanky, Jul 11, 2006.

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  1. #1 hanky, Jul 11, 2006
    i finally went to court for some bs and now i have a PO whom i have to meet on thursday. from what ive been told i WILL be tested the first time. i CANNOT fail that test. what i was recommended http://www.gnc.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2134259&cp&change_search=products&keywords=strip+cleanse&y=0&searchId=10639274673&x=0&parentPage=search <<<is this stripcleanse. supposedly it works well? i was wondering if you guys know of somethign i can buy at a local GNC or head shop thats better or if this will work just fine
     
  2. #2 hanky, Jul 11, 2006
    my bad it got cut off but i was wondering if this will do the trick? or if i should get somethin else i can buy at a local GNC or headshop
     
  3. #3 XCLuSiVeSTiLo, Jul 11, 2006
    powerflush or quickflush works also golden seeal pills vinegar and lots of waterr
     
  4. #4 wakenbake, Jul 11, 2006
    have fun in jail
     
  5. #5 DurbanPoison, Jul 11, 2006
    Umm....

    Fuck you?

    But to the threadstarter - I'd search for some complete detox systems. Look at the Detox sticky for some more tips.
     
  6. #6 Rasta_Man, Jul 11, 2006
    don't worry DP, this dudes already been warned several times by the mods, it's only a matter of time I think.
     
  7. #7 racoonsuit, Jul 11, 2006
    hey man, these guys pretty much explained it all,i think.

    i noticed this though, and thought it was ironic.

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  8. #8 XSN, Jul 11, 2006
    :smoking: indeed
     
  9. #9 Bleezie_King, Jul 11, 2006
    drink lots of water and cranberry juice.
     
  10. #10 hanky, Jul 11, 2006
    I was also wondering if protein shakes will affect my test at all good or bad? i drink like 3 a day
     
  11. #11 schism t00l, Jul 11, 2006
    i think for the first time it doenst matter if it comes up positive
    when i was in school and got in trouble it was alrite if it came up positive for the first time
    but i guess ur not in school
    good luck
     
  12. #12 drtask, Jul 11, 2006
    yeah, i thought from the title you were getting some but not by means of legal crap...drink lots of water and i was told a few gallons of pickle juice will do the trick...or soaking cotton balls in bleach and letting them dry then swallowing 2 of them would rapid detox, but then again those were just rumors.
     
  13. #13 troybob3, Jul 11, 2006
    taken from markymark

    very easy......I have passed 2 drug tests within 24 and 48 hrs. All you do is drink a lot of water I mean 2 or 3 gallons if you can. Then go to the grocery store and buy you some surejell. Mix the surejell with a huge glass of warm water cause it dissolves better. There will be some lumps in your drink so swallow that as well. Drink it all up and between that and all the water you drink you will be pissing clear and you will clear your test as well. I have done this twice and my g/f has done this too 4 days before hers.
     
  14. #14 mommadogg, Jul 11, 2006
    is this clean remedy for just smoke or will it work for blow as well?
     
  15. #15 SwissChris001, Jul 11, 2006


    asshole...




    Use the search feature, check the sticky, and maybe ask for advice at your local headshop...they carry everything to get you all cleaned out

    lol when I read the thread title I thought it was going to be another one of those threads like "I am getting major pussy in two days...need to know if we should smoke or not?" :D
     
  16. #16 mommadogg, Jul 11, 2006
    you may want to pull your head out of your pants so your anal vision clears up. Seeing and understanding are much easier when not peering through the asshole.

    Being a new site user I'm not yet familiar with the "sticky". I've used the "search" feature and found dozens of so-called remedies that claim to work. I live an hour and a half from my "local" head shop so it would benefit me to obtain information PRIOR to shopping.

    Hence....being in a forum with fellow users, of one vice or another, would be a good place to find the information I need wouldn't you think? What better than to ask those who have firsthand knowledge of suitable remedies to purchase as opposed to those the "Marketers" try to sell you on?

    Does this clear up the need for my inquiry "asshole" or is your head still in your pants?
     
  17. #17 ipack, Jul 11, 2006
    There's really not a miracle cure. To speed the process along you can exercise like a motherfucker (run your ass off and burn that THC out of your fat cells) and drink tons of water.
     
  18. #18 ipack, Jul 11, 2006
    you're about done.

    he wasn't talking to you anyways

    so I believe it is you who needs to remove head from ass :rolleyes:
     
  19. #19 SwissChris001, Jul 11, 2006


    lol who was he talking to?

    [EDIT] I think he was talking to me? I wasnt calling you an asshole..i was calling wakeandbake and asshole because he said "have fun in jail"....so plz next time open your eyes...analvision? lol

    [EDIT #2] I mean seriously how fucking blind are you? I wouldnt just call you an asshole out of nowhere...
     

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  20. #20 mommadogg, Jul 11, 2006
    please pardon my error....I thought the "asshole" was directed at me.....as now I do appear to resemble one don't I...:eek:

    it's been a long few days and I'm becoming a bit snappy it seems. once agin, my apologies.

    I'm under some pressure to make sure I'm clean of all signs, residue, etc. so I can have a needed medical prescription filled and after the holiday just past and celebrated a little too boisterously, I'm sweating a bit. Had no idea I was going to have to test as the coke really dosen't effect the medicine. Surprise! Any ideas?
     
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