I'm having trouble.... This is the Help me [and other Gc dudes] get laid thread I know I'm not alone on this... break down how you get girls to give you head so easily... step by step what does it take from the moment you introduce yourself, to the moment you are getting it on? i don't want a girlfriend, i just want sex...just once... is that too much to ask?!?! lol *ps* i have girl friends, but they wouldn't do that shit... to me.
Cool fuckin story bro.... oh snap THIS ISNT A FUCKING STORY Go put your virgin pity thread where it belongs haha
Step 1: Go to a party Step 2: Get drunk Step 3: Find drunk chick who you know is a slut Step 4: Whip out your shit Step 5: Put it in her mouth Step 6: Pat yourself on the back Step 7: Put it back in her mouth
Getting laid. Those who can, should. Those who can't, shouldn't. If you can't get laid, this is Mother Nature's way of saying you're too big a douche to risk infecting the human race with your genetic code. Sorry.
