So we were calling this the MOAB but realized even though it is insane, it can easily be beaten. I kinda want to incorporate the 8 arm perks into the name but whatever... Black Leaf - Triple 8-arm Perc Cylinder Glass Ice Bong - 66cm - Grasscity.com
Cloggy McDraggenstein the Dirty (if the bong hails from the most northernly province of Tamriel) (in all honesty, that bong will be difficult to clean and will have so much drag, and the holes in the tree percs will probably clog, making the drag that much worse...)
Kardashian Cuz you're going to have to suck as hard as one of those Kardashian girls to even milk that thing
had it for about 2 weeks and its not hard at all to pull, perks don't and won't clog (Ashcatcher) and i have a carbon filter i like the stelios idea