help me get this girl PLEASE!

1. Social anxiety is a bitch, I have it myself.

2. If you wait around, they're not gonna approach unfortunately, unless you meet a drunk/ballsy woman.

3. Don't directly say "hey, do you wanna hang out?" say something like "i'm going to be doing such and such on this day after school at this time and i want you to come along"

Gotta play the stupid ass game unfortunately. :/

 

^ this is true, its all about playing the game. Truthfully, its pretty much you got to suck it in and go up to her. Just be confident and talk, don't be creepy, just talk normally and slyly (this is very important) flirt with her. Don't be overtly obvious or she'll be turned off.

As cliche as it is, just be yourself and talk to her normally and like he said, just ask her very casually to go out. Don't be all over her and have her wanting you more. Eventually you'll bag her easily.

It helps to toke before you talk to her, it takes off the stress and stuff.

 

Definitely whip out your cak.

Just be yourself dude. If you try to be someone else to get her, even if it works it'll just be like she's with that guy and not the real you. It won't end well.

If she likes you bro, just keep being you, and keep your confidence. Remember that she's just a person.

 

Alright bro. First off relax, one thing that helps me is realize chicks want it as much as you do. When she asks you what you've been up to, make it sound like you are busy with your life. Don't make a retarded lie, be like "well I recently started working out". Girls want to try to earn your attention, don't just give it to her. Be yourself man, let her know that you're pretty shy BUT don't come off like a bitch. Just keep your cool and speak clear and loud. Humans are animals and they can sense fear just as well.

As for asking her out be original and ask her to do something fun where you both will interact. Me for example I like to ask girls to some shows or ask them if they like to go skiing, I live in Colorado so it's pretty common. Doesn't matter what it is just make it something where you guys can talk and get to know each other, if you can't think of anything a movie will do. Just try to have fun and when you guys are out give her some small comments on how she looks. Just be positive.

 

Invite her over your house or something. Then follow these steps.

Get her in your room.
Then tell her you'll be right back and go to the bathroom.
Come back ass naked.
Wait for response.

EDIT: Plan B = rufees

 

One question. Does she smoke the reefer?

 

Let me put this in a simple way. Unless you have a physical reason why a woman wouldn't be attracted to you, or a traumatic past involving people, you shouldn't have any issues.

However, I has both :|. fuck me. lol

 

Oh, I just thought of the perfect thing, I've stumbled it a few times. I can't find it on the net now, and this may not be exactly how it goes but I think I got all of it.

Here's what you'll need:
-Cheap fake tan
-A ring
-balls of steel

First step is to tell the girl you're going on vacation. During this time grow out your hair a bit and don't shave. Once you've done this, use the fake tan to make yourself dark, but put the ring on so so there's a clear tanline. Wait until she leaves her house or something, ditch your clothes in the bushes and sneak into her house. Mess up your hair and shit and wait. Make it so that when she gets home, she walks in on you naked on the floor. Look scared, yet surprised and happy, and yell stuff like 'It worked!', and look around in amazement. Ask for a newspaper. At this point she'll be freaked out and scared if you're doing a good job. Tell her that you've come from the future, and in your future terrible things have happened, because she broke up with her boyfriend for you. That chain of events led to the destruction of the world. So you came back to tell you that you love her, but she should stay with her current boyfriend. Give her a hug, a tear if you really want to seal the deal. The hard part is telling you her love her convincingly. At this point she should be so touched by your sacrifice, she'll be tearing her clothes off so that the two of you may make sweet love one last time before you go back to the future. Also make sure you show her the tan line where the ring would be, and explain that when you time-traveled it must not take anything but you (which also explains why you're naked.)

Or she might freak out call the cops.

In either case, when you're done, explain that you have to leave in a hurry. Tell her it's important that she never tell anyone about this, even the present 'you', because she'll break the space-time continuum. Hop out the window, nab your clothes and run into the night. Before the next time you see her, use the spray tan to fill in where the tan line is from the ring, get a haircut and shave.

Wait a couple of days and then 'get back from vacation' and act like it never happened.

 

think of all the cliches you can think of about dating and really think about them and how they apply to whats been said here. everyones gone through this before but dont let some "in the moment feelings" get in the way of something that could be magical between you. would you rather be anxious and never have the willpower to ask her out or would you rather be the happiest you've been in a while??

 

This man is a genius!

 

This goes out to errbody hurr at grass city.

G's Up Hoes Down.

Yulp dude just pull out your fucking meat give her a treat and skeet skeet skeet!

 

haha trust me, its fine to approach her. At this point, the two of you are merely friends, so just act like your trying to hangout with one.
I really wouldn't think too much about it, she's just another human being and her goal probably isn't to analyze you and judge you, so just be as confident and friendly as possible and everything will workout.
oh and I'm a girl and I can say i love confident guys....not cocky though lol

 

the game is so fucking stupid. dumbass bitches and their stupid vaginas and breasts that make us so desperate we play a stupid fucking game for them. retarded if you ask me.

 

Just a few quick points:

Confidence is key. There are no magic words or pick up lines we can tell you to make the encounter go the way you want it to. The girl is obviously interested in you, and it's important to remember to be that person when you next meet her. There is nothing girls hate more than a babbling moron attempting to form a coherent sentence to capture their attention/impress them. Just be you. As soon as they fall under the impression you are trying to impress them, they will be gone quicker than you can blink. Act as though you don't need her and would be perfectly content without her attention, with an air of indifference. Don't be an asshole, just retain an image of independence. Keep her swinging in between validation and rejection, and ask questions to make it seem like you are checking her out to make sure she is "up to snuff"--letting her know you have standards and could be with other women.

Depending on the location of your next encounter, it might seem abrasive if you just walked right up and started talking her ear off. It is best to structure your body language as though she has the feeling you are about to leave at any point--don't make the girl feel trapped by your presence, make the environment comfortable.

In your situation this next bit of advice resonates even stronger. Now that she has known you for awhile, she may think she is beginning to or has already figured you out and there is potential for her to lose interest. It is essential you carry yourself with superficiality. Never give away too much about yourself, drop occasional hints as to the depth of your character but never expose the entire picture. Girls try to conquer by figuring out the other person, it's the game they play. When this information isn't provided, curiosity ensues and you attach an enigmatic aura to your presence and before long you become solidified in this girl's thoughts--she must figure out the puzzle and where she can sink her hooks in--this is exactly where you want to be. When you've been around her for awhile, do or say something unexpected. Not something completely out there, just an act or words that would normally go against her perspective of you--against the opinions or beliefs of the character you have built of yourself in her eyes. This doesn't mean I'm telling you to be a blatant hypocrite, be indirect about it. This will throw her off and let her know she still hasn't unraveled all the folds, so-to-speak.

 

elaborate

 

Well it depends on the progression of the specific conversation, which is something that I can't create for you. Just look at it like this--ask the questions you would expect a female to ask you after first meeting, reverse the situation. The theory behind it is a tenet of Nash equilibrium. Often, the girl will be on guard to call your bullshit--feeling like she is the prize and all the guys want from her is some nookie, and that she is the one to be asking the questions and judging you. Asking these questions makes it appear as though you are judging her, and gives her the impression, whether sincere or otherwise, that you want more than sex. When her status as the pussy on the pedestal is threatened by these questions and thereby devalued, she craves male reaffirmation of her appearance, etc and hangs in limbo between validation and rejection. You don't want a girl feeling too accepted and pampered and conversely, you can't treat them like shit. The middle ground is optimal--wherein her emotional state is compromised. Fellas, remember this: Emotional is always better than horny, unless you don't care if the girl flakes later on. This also provides the opportunity for conversation to progress to a point where you can begin to open up and connect/build attraction/seduce on deeper levels.

These are generalizations of course, not all women are wired the same way.

 

my advice: girls like to fuck/date/want to be loved too. just about as bad as you do. plus, rejecting people sucks. even for girls (some not so much, but take humour in rejection. its not something to fear) so man up and ask. you only live once.

learn how to read people, and the game becomes fun. if your just stabbing around in the dark, however, then it gets pointless and isnt so much fun. learn how to read facial expressions! i was the same as you in high school, and waited to be approched. you need to show women that your strong/brave enough, and that your not terrified of them.

The strongest tell in a women is their eyes, and how they look at you. if you are anything like i was making eye contact with girls is hard, and i often found myself looking away. this is bad. you need to make eye contact to show your interested. look for the down up check out look when you approach and read thier facial expression. 9/10 times this will show what they think of you.

hope this helps a bit. let us know how school goes tomorrow!

 

I have a book on body language that is pretty bad ass. You can pick it up at borders. =)