Well I will be ordering my seeds in a week. I am still unsure. I need help, I need a strain with the following characteristics: 1) Couch Lock / Dreamy / Puts you sleep in 2-3 hours. (thinking NL) 2) Sounds noob, but something that makes you laugh your ass off. For example. when your 80 yearold aunts/uncles/cousins visit and talk about politics and calcium. Weed such as this would really help, especially since they visit 1-2 times per week. (No clue) 3) Positive high / energetic. Something to smoke in the morning and get my ass motivated to do shit aka work. (No Clue) 4) Pain Relief. I have a very close relative with an injured spine, and another with arthritis. (Thinking about blue berry) Plants can't be late bloomers. I need 9 week max flowering time if possible. Prefer less. The plants will be grown indoors using a combo of soil and hydro. I would like to stay away from LR's if possible, heard the Male to Female ratio was awful. My interested strains so far: NL Blueberry Thai x Skunk Carmalicious(sp?) Auto hindu kush