Help for new stoners and my ideas while high.

So I got baked today and I was thinking. I was thinking back to my first time I smoked on 4/20 and how scared and miserable I was while I was high, and I don't want this to happen to anyone. So I have a few rules for you new guys/gals. 1) Don't smoke too much. Don't try to look cool for your friends and don't think you are instantly going to feel the high. If you smoke too much and your not used to it, it's not a fun time. Just smoke hit by hit until you reach your desired high. 2) (This also relates to #1) Make a pipe out of something. Don't smoke from a J if your new. (This is what I did). You're going to end up smoking the whole thing. I made a pipe out of an apple. It's really easy, and the apple has benefits to it. I also made a bong out of a water bottle. (that's what I smoked from today.) It's not very safe and I don't recommend it. I just had fun making it and had to give it a try. 3) Don't smoke alone. It's not a good idea if you're a first-timer. You can get really paranoid and flip a bitch. The high will last a while because of your low tolerance. You don't want to feel paranoid and alone for hours and hours. 4) Make yourself comfortable. It's the best feeling in the world to not have a care. Be with some friends, smoke somewhere secluded (I.E. mountains, forest, your home.). If you are comfortable, you won't have a reason to be paranoid. This results in a good high. 5) Drink... Drink... DRINK. Get rid of that horrible cotton-mouth. Drink some water. It's healthy, and it will help calm you. And lastly, 5) Know your source. Don't buy anything from some guy you just met if you're a first timer. It's most likely that nothing will happen, but it's always great to be safe and have peace of mind.
Some other ideas I came up with today. "Words are amazing. They are even better because you use words to describe how awesome words are." and "If Pinnochio where to say, 'My nose will now grow.' What in the holy hell would happen to the space/time continueum?" Those are just two things that run through my mind while high, sittin' at the computer, listening to Sublime and chatting with friends.

 

Yeah I know what you mean. The first time I was freaking out cause I had never experienced something like that but now I smoke alone almost every day. It's pretty great.