So, I'm looking for some videos of this ghetto black dude who says things like "I was at the mall. I was gonna buy some pants, but I didn't have any money so I was gonna steal them" and "Your gonna be my girlfriend and your parents are gonna make me sandwiches and shit." He says everything very angrily and sounds pissed off... but it's irreverent/satirical. The videos are a few years old, but they were funny from what I remember. Please help.