Help come up with Acronyms

So NORML got me thinking of more acronyms to use to help the general population reconsider the current stance on substance usesage. I'll post some words, some of them I have semi completed others fully to help get things started. Feel free to fill in whatever words you want, replace the ones I have, and even add new acronyms for other users to fill. (and if this belongs in General Discussion/poems or whatever, feel free to move it admin)

*STRANGE - Society Tries Restricting Advanced Notions Generating Enlightenment

*TOBACCO - T O B Addicting Cancer Causing O

*ALCOHOL - A L C O Hypocrates O L

*MARIJUANA - Medically Alleviates R Illnesses J U A N A

*MEDICATION - Marijuana E D Instead of Consuming Artificially T I O N

*PILLS - Pharmaceuticals Include Lots of Long-term Side-effects

*PHARMACIES - Pills Harm And React Maliciously Although Consumed In Everyday Society

*PHARMACY - Pills Have Adverse Reactions and May Accompany Contamination to You

**DEA (I want more variety here):
Dictators Evoking Anarchy
Disoriented Evil Assholes
D E A

*FREEDOM - Finally Releasing Exile E D Of Marijuana
F Realizing Everyone E Deserves O M

*CHOICE - Consuming H O I C E


let me hear what you can come up with!

 

Come on guys, I know you can come up with more. Just because it seems ridiculous, doesn't mean it should stop you from trying. It may seem dumb, but I have a use for these, so help out!