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HELP! Blood test in 1 day!

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Toke n Munch, May 28, 2010.

  1. I was found high and now I have to get a blood test for THC. The test is most likely happening in 24 hours. Last I smoked was this morning and I have smoked pretty much every day before that.

    I've eaten every fruit/vegetable in my house,
    drank some green tea,
    I'm exercising/drinking water pretty furiously,
    and taken some fish oil (omega 3 + 6) supplement in an effort to detox.

    Is there any hope? Other last-ditch efforts?
     
  2. Edit: How often do you smoke?
     
  3. srry ur fucked.hopefully ur not on probo. if so good luck man.post up when u get out
     
  4. Blood and hair folicle tests are pretty hard to beat, dude. Sorry to say you might be fucked. You might consider trying a Niacin flush. You'll feel like utter shit, but it beats getting fired. Just search GC for Niacin and get to reading. Niacin pills are avaliable at most drug stores. Still might be ineffective in 24hrs though, but its worth a shot. Goodluck
     
  5. you are fucked.


    EDIT: unless you can give yourself a blood transfusion
     
  6. hahaha oh man.
     
  7. Yup. No getting around it. Hopefully the consequences aren't too extreme for failing this test for whatever purpose you need to take it.
     
  8. This very scenario came up before here, and I'm going to have to ask the same question.

    If you were JUST "found high" and you've got a test in 24 hours, who is the idiot who is making you take the test? Isn't it rather obvious that it's going to come up positive?

    That's like trying to see if someone is still a virgin when you just caught them fucking.

    I know, I know, this probably has something to do with some sort of probation or other legal nonsense, hence the utter lack of common sense. Good luck with it my friend, but chances are slim of passing in this short time frame.
     
  9. Just get that Detox drink sold at GNC and shit. Worked for me. although it wasn't for a blood test.
     
  10. this guy is a complete idiot dont listen to him.unless u plan on pumping it into ur bloodstream which inturn would kill you
     
  11. So, what you're really trying to say is he should go fuck the neighbors cat?

    Relevance my friend. :cool:
     
  12. You can't fool a blood test. Doesn't look good.
     
  13. lol love it:D
     
  14. #16 Rastafari, May 29, 2010
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    Dude trust me, the ONLY possible chance to successfully bypass this is to just say you have an extreme case of trypanophobia... tell them them you can even get a physiatrist documentation or something idk im :smoking:
     
  15. #17 Weed Macgyver, May 29, 2010
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    go to the doctor, tell them you have heart burn a lot, tell them a friend gave you an anti-acid called "reglan" (reglan is an anti nausea / acid reduction medication, i use to take it for GERD but got a serve case of panic attacks and anxiety)

    the fun thing about reglan is, it can pull false positives for THC, get a perscription and show them the bottle, it clearly states on the bottle "This medicine can cause false positives for THC"
     

  16. ^ this in conjunction with my post above should keep you safe bro...
     

  17. How is your rainforest trip going? :smoking:
     

  18. Haven't decided yet lol... but at least theres no one there to blood test you :hello:
     

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