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Hellen Keller...

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Valcurium, Jan 27, 2012.

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  1. #1 Valcurium, Jan 27, 2012
    You guys think Hellen Keller masterbated? I mean she used her hands to communicate, so perhaps by masterbating she communicated with herself (akin to internal dialogue). And if she did, what did she think about? The color Black? Was she getting off to different shades of darkness? Was she perhaps the greatest masterbater of all time? Discuss. :smoke:
     
  2. #2 Wiggibow, Jan 27, 2012
    this may belong in the Sex forum, or perhaps General. Definitely isnt about apprentice tokers lol

    But I think that since she was blind and deaf she had no concept of what she really had down there, so she wouldn't have been able to even go about thinking of masturbating. just my 2cents
     
  3. #3 Valcurium, Jan 27, 2012
    damn...that's actually kinda deep haha
     
  4. #4 Wu Zi, Jan 27, 2012
    Why'd Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? She moaned with the other. Buh dum tss.
     
  5. #5 Jumbo, Jan 27, 2012
    weird yo.
     
  6. #6 Megacosm, Jan 27, 2012
    [quote name='"Wiggibow"']this may belong in the Sex forum, or perhaps General. Definitely isnt about apprentice tokers lol

    But I think that since she was blind and deaf she had no concept of what she really had down there, so she wouldn't have been able to even go about thinking of masturbating. just my 2cents[/quote]

    Hehe you said 2cents and she was missing 2 senses...hehe.
     
  7. #7 Delluhsion, Jan 27, 2012
    Hellen Keller is a myth, how can you learn how to communicate if your completely mute? like fer real.
     
  8. #8 Wu Zi, Jan 27, 2012
    The miracle worker smacked some sense into that dumb (deaf and blind) bitch.
     
  9. #9 Wiggibow, Jan 27, 2012

    yeah mannnn like the government totally lied to us mann, they'll never fool us with their false idols created from inspiring stories of disabled people overcoming their disabilities mannnnn
     
  10. #10 Valcurium, Jan 27, 2012
    hahaha I love you dude
     
  11. #11 Delluhsion, Jan 27, 2012

    And Beethoven? that dude is fucking bugging if you expect me to believe a blind dude could play some symphony's.
     
  12. #12 Valcurium, Jan 27, 2012

    Naah dude, Beethoven was deaf, ray charles is the blind piano guy (along with stevie wonder, but we dont talk about stevie, not anymore....)
     
  13. #13 Wiggibow, Jan 27, 2012
    DUDE! Beethoven was their excuse to get us into 'Nam mann, we gotta fight the power mann or they'll keep keepin us down like this mannnnnn
     
  14. #14 DeadRock, Jan 27, 2012
    Guys, this really is over the line. I know some of Hellen Keller's family personally, and they are pissed. They told me to tell you guys that 'wrrwww garrggleee wuhwuwhwuwh clap clap stop sign butterfly arches, churn the butter butter turn over. wasphjt imjit!!!'

    No more needs to be said.
     
  15. #15 Wu Zi, Jan 27, 2012
    How many letters are in Beethoven??? 9. How many letters are in the word President? 9. Those are 2 words! 9+2= 11 What has 11 letters? Agent Orange! That's another word! 12! What has 12 letters??? United States! Holy shit run!! THEY KNOW YOU KNOW!!!!
     
  16. #16 DeadRock, Jan 27, 2012
    I see a 9/11 conspiracy in there somewhere too!!
     
  17. #17 smr312, Jan 27, 2012

    you just blew MY FREAKING MIND!!! it all makes sense now. 9/11. the war o drugs. EVERYTHING!!!!!!!
     
  18. #18 Eric111E, Jan 27, 2012
    This thread does not belong in this section, or really anywhere on this website
     
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