may hav herd it but meh watever... Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive... A: becuz shes a woman plz dont be mad any ladies...lol i love girls haha
unfortunately there are lots of helen keller jokes, each one seeming more offensive than the last. How did helen keller's parents punish her? They left the plunger in the toilet. How many babies did she have? None. The plunger went all the way up. Why does Helen Keller masterbate w/one hand? Because she moans w/ the other. Did you know that Helen Keller had a red shed in her backyard? Neither did she. Do you think helen keller likes being laughed at? How would she know? How else did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the furniture. Who is the cruelest man in the world? The guy who raped Helen Keller, but first cut off her hands so she couldn't scream for help. What last way did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Put her in a round room and tell her there's a penny by the corner I know these are mean, but i'm going to hell anyways so whatever. enjoy
reason for posting: this reminds me of a game my little sister told me about. she said people asked her if she wanted to play helen keller and when she requested the rules be explained to her they said that you had to spin around for a minute and then the people who gathered in a circle around you pushed you around until you fell down. the one getting pushed around must keep their eyes closed and have headpohnes blasting in their ears.
heres my contribution: How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She answered the iron. How did she burn the other side of her face? They called back.