Ok so i decided it would be awesome to have a bamboo bong, and living in the Philippines (im half Filipino half white, but grew up in the us and i dont really look Filipino so just consider me white) there is usually some bamboo growing somewhere in your area so i was with my friend (he doesn't smoke but he wants to try it with me next time he can) so we go looking for some bamboo and we end up finding some sitting in a dumpster of some sort and we bring it halfway to his house to get a knife to cut it down to size and we decide that the bamboo pole we had was to large to carry all the way back so we just left it on the side of the road and just bring the knife there because who in the hell is going to pick up some bamboo right? well when we got back there is this guy pissing on the side of the road (its normal to piss wherever you are here) so we are like "holly shit i hope he doesn't piss on the bamboo" he doesn't piss on the bamboo and we are relieved but then all of the sudden he picks it up and carries it away, and we are laughing our asses off, but that suddenly ends when i realize we have to go looking again. We end up walking around every where till we find these lines of bamboo that are used to hold up a fence, but all of them were too large to use but we find one that is the right size, and then after spending 20 minutes cutting it the piece i need down we realized that its not fully hollow and then we start laughing or ass off again, and we have to find another piece of bamboo, that leads us to this construction site where all this bamboo is laying down on the floor ready to be cut up and used to build something but the bamboo poles that are there are like 20 ft long and heavy as hell but we can cut it right there because people are sleeping by that time so we bring it 5 ft down where its more quiet but in the process of doing so the bamboo was so heavy it wasn't my friend and i pulling it down anymore the bamboo as pulling us down but in the end we got it where we needed it and then while getting in the position to cut the bamboo i reach over and thouch the bamboo toward the center of the whole pole of bamboo and i feel this squishy thing and i smell my finger and its shit!!!!! holly mother of god!!! how many problems will i encounter to get this bamboo. We go around looking for a source of water and we think we find one (a bucket) and my friend tells me that i can use this and when i reach in to wash my hands the liquid is really oily and i bring my hands to my face i smell oil, like gasoline (holly shit another problem) and now we are laughing our asses of again then after this we finally find a place to wash my hands, then we go back to cut the bamboo being careful not to touch the shitty part of it, then once we are half done i reach just 5 inches down the bamboo and there it is again, the shit covered more of the bamboo then i though face palm...(wait wouldn't want to do that with shit on my hands) i wash my hands again then we go back and finish, and that is then end of how i got my bamboo, here is the final project of my bamboo and hard work http://forum.grasscity.com/diy-homemade/1101420-bamboo-bong-ice-catcher.html
I would have quit about halfway through that man, I'm not as dedicated to the idea of bamboo haha. On a side note, you should learn how to use periods, commas, and capitalization. You have good spelling and sentax, you just got to put the punctuation and you'll be good at speaking English Well, nobody is really good at speaking English but you know.
Well... We're on a forum haha who cares about proper English. It also says that he goes to washington state. On the other hand, I'm in Portland haha just wanted to put that in there and nice bong.
I like posts like this because you just look at it for one second and absorb it all because it doesn't have those useless punctuation marks all over the place or random letter capitalized.
I know how to right, I just didn't put any effort in it, i just wrote out my story the way i would say the story,and i guess when im not in school my writing becomes flat, lol, i would have quit as well but bamboo was the best bong i would be getting around here since i have no idea if smoke shops exist here and besides we had nothing else to do so what the hell, after we were done we i said that this could be part of a stoner movie
I don't really care about the punctuation and shit, just a bit easier to read and all. Oh and yeah I understand the predicament you were in. When I was younger getting smoking devices was fuckin impossible. Have a good one man.
yo dawg we heard you like to smoke grass so made a bong out of grass so you can burn grass when you're burning grass
lol i remember someone saying that one other time with on this other thread about bamboo bongs , im going to use that saying for now on whenever i smoke out of this, "dude i smoke grass out of grass"
So you were worried about the man pissing on your bamboo, but not even phased by the shit covered piece you ended up using?
c'mon then bro show us some pics! You know of most of us half assed stoners wont read all that gibber gabber Edit: Just spotted the photos man, nice one.