Helga says what?

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by sensimil, Feb 21, 2004.

  1. It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash out to dry, put a roast in the oven, then went downstairs to pick up some dry cleaning. "Gootness, it's hot," she mused to herself as she walked down Main street.

    She passed by a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?" so she walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender came up and asked her what she would like to drink.

    "Ya know," Helga said, "it is so hot I tink I'll have myself zee cold beer."

    The bartender asked, "Anheuser Busch?"

    Helga blushed and replied "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yer pecker?"

  2. hehe thats a nice one woulda worked better auditorally ut oh ell ;D still a funny one
  3. haha

    ar iu maiking funn off uss dshörmans???

    's ok, I got a different passport now

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