He tries smoking a joint through his ass?

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  1. #1 coils, Oct 26, 2015
    Last edited by a moderator: Oct 26, 2015
    Hello Grasscity. So, to start, I would like to say hello as I'm fairly new to GC. I hope you're all enjoying your day. Without further ado, let's get into the story.




    Last Wednesday, I came home from a long day of school. I am a senior in high school and I'm 18. I get a text message from my friend Joseph. He asks if I want to kick it, and I was more than down so we meet up. We buy some raw papers and cruise down to the crib.




    Everything from this point is pretty chill. We're kicking it in his living room watching TV. He had the idea to roll a ton of prerolled joints and pop them in a Marlboro pack, for safe keeping. As I'm midway done, I ask him "dude, have you ever expiremented with anal masturbation?". Reluctantly, while stuttering, he subtly responds, "n.. no I haven't.". I said, "I will buy you an eigth if you put this joint up your ass".




    So as you can see, things turn around here. We are in no way homosexuals, which weirds this up even more! He responds, "DUDE FUCK THAT!". Obviously, his mind set to do this was very low.




    I persuade him finally to start thinking about it with this simple statement- "Dude, pornstars lick people's assholes for cash. All you have to do is put this joint in your ass, It's not even a big thing". I fill up the bucket even more when I add, "Oh, and you have to attempt to smoke it". I literally was high as fuck at this point and didn't even think he would do it, I was honestly just fucking him. With that note, I add on, "Dude, I'll give you an ounce!". He finally agrees. I still wasn't thinking this through until the time he grabs one of the prerolled joints and loosens his belt.




    "I'M KIDDING DUDE!" I state. He said, "You said an ounce man. I'm doing this shit.". I was so suprised when he actually lit the joint and placed it in his.. anus. He clenches his... anus... and said "It doesn't even work.". I observed at this point that you can't even "inhale" through your ass. I was dumbfounded and never even thought about it at that point.




    After that, he abruptly opens the joint, and takes out the weed. "Don't wanna smoke a shitty joint, tossin' the papers and saving this for later". At this point, I just left his house early and claimed I wasn't feeling good. Joseph if you're reading this sorry, but that was awkward as fuck.




    The next day at school, Thursday, he orders me to give him an ounce. I start laughing and say, "Dude we were just fucking around haha!". He looks at me with a straight face. He states, "I know people, don't fuck around bro.", and walks away.




    I haven't talked to him since Thursday, as I wasn't in school on Friday and I blocked his number. Tomorrow is going to be interesting though. He is african american and affiliated with gangs so I'm partially worried, so wish me the best of luck for tomorrow GC. I will post updates here (if I make it).




    - coils
     
  2. I thought kids went back to school months ago... They need more homework I guess.
     
  3. He's gonna keep fucking you up until you give him an ounce. Why would you say you'd give him an ounce if you really weren't gonna? Dumbass, u asked for it. Or just say you're gonna tell everyone he smoked a joint through his ass if he tries fighting you or keeps begging for the ounce, that'll change his mind quick. Nobody wants to be known as the guy that smoked a joint through his ass!
     
  4. lmaooooooo trollllll
     
  5. Your a pervert and worse than that you welshed on a bet!
     
  6. I thought america is in the western hemisphere, not in africa?
     
  7. You're fucked, you have to give him an ounce. It's your fault because you told him so.
     
  8. So he's going to tell his gangbanger homie killer squad that you didn't give him an ounce in payment because he stuffed a fat reefa up his own arse? Because you wanted him too? I don't think so,
    Say to him if he don't give you an ounce your going tell everybody what he did and that you secretly filmed it,
     
  9. lmfao
     
  10. You sound like someone I would not hang out with
     
  11. Hard to believe, incredibly ludacris, but IS IT WEIRD......OR WHAT?
     
  12. You seem like a dick head friend by the looks of it.
    You didn't hold your word to your "friend" and then decide to make fun of his situation on a forum, I'd say you got what's coming.
     
  13. you screwed over one of my fellow Josephs? fuck you
     
  14. ^THIS^ is why I read posts on GC! Nice one dude!! I vote for a sticky!!!!!


     
  15. "welshed on a bet". WTF you on about Damo you English prick?


    By the way op nice trolling.
     
  16. Wah wah wah wah
     
  17. I knew you would find this :laughing:
     
  18. I get around pretty good for a young old guy...;)
     
  19. you should have smoked that joint so you could tell your homies that you smoked some good shit back in the day.
     
  20. So you made him put weed up his ass and then blocked his number? I sure hope he's gang affiliated.
     

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