Having a random person light your cigarette..

idk, i always pass a lighter, i think it would be akward if i asked a dude for a light and he says "well put it in ur mouth" or somthing lol

 

you mean you monkey fucked dudes cigarette to light it? and youre worried about gettin somethin?

you lit his cigarette with the lit end of your cigarette? how the hell would u contract anything that way?

but if the first dude lit your cigarette but puttin it in his mouth then i guess you could get herpes or somethin..

but if i asked a dude for a light and he wanted to put it in his mouth to light it id find someone else to give me a light haha

 

lol why wouldnt you just take his cigarette to light yours? stranger takes your cig puts it in their mouth and lights it with theirs. yes thats weird and i guess you could get herp!

^ monkey fuck? really dont be scared to say butt fuck!

 

hah yea.. monkey fucked.. thats what we call lightin a square with the lit end of another.. noone else says that?

 

Did your cigarette ever enter someone elses mouth?? If so thats kinda gay but no different then sharing a blunt or joint or bowl or pipe or chillum or steam roller or.....

 

Dude your nose is going to fall off in three days

 

Happened to me once, only he lit it with his lighter.

I was like... "Whaaaat..?"

 

When i did smoke cigs i always womdered howthe phrase monkey fuck began, who started it in what region of the globe or maybe nation and where has it styed ya know lol butt seriously it fits well

 

Did the person who lit your cigarette first take a vial of his AIDS infected blood and drip it on the end of your cigarette before lighting it?

 

[quote name='"Flemian"']

Did your cigarette ever enter someone elses mouth?? If so thats kinda gay but no different then sharing a blunt or joint or bowl or pipe or chillum or steam roller or.....[/quote]

Thats not even remotely gay. I duce cigarettes with dudes all the time

 

that sounds like something id do wit a girl

 

Yes, if the man/woman who light your cigarette had any kind of STD's it is most likely already inside of your system from the flame.

 

[quote name='"TinManThaBoyBoy"']hah yea.. monkey fucked.. thats what we call lightin a square with the lit end of another.. noone else says that?[/quote]

I say butt fuck.

Like hey can I get a butt fuck from someone? Really weirds people out.

 

I've shared butts, butt-fucked, and given lighters and butts away to complete strangers.
Shit, I smoke a butt with random people literally almost everyday.
..Same thing with pipes, joints, and blunts.
I'm always sharing with people I've just met..and I ain't got no aids

 

Its not aids u gotta worry about.. Its the herps.. All it takes is a dude with an outbreak to get some ooze on your butt and youre infected forever

 

First of all.. You cannot contract anything like that. Wtf?

Second of all, if I was you, I'd be more concerned about smoking cigarettes than worrying about how it was lit.

 

The only thing you're going to contract is lung cancer my friend...