Me and my girl went on a date the other night and she was mad at me cus i didn't kiss her goodnight. I tryed telling her it was because my breath smelled but she wouldn't believe me. someone help! ps. this is her pic below
OK yall need to stop hatin' on my girl like that. Just you don't like her doesn't mean you should judge her, after all your not dating her, I am.
[Insert respect for guy you've never met before, communicating over an internet forum here] I think she's just projecting her anger onto you because she looks like a white female version of Bill Cosby.
Let her smell your breath. But make damn sure it stinks. Eat a lot of garlic. Always works. Chopped garlic works better than eating the whole garlic. Fresh, of course. Not grilled or stir fried.