You see, guys, the proper technique is to have her rest her clit on your chin, so that your jaw muscles are giving her support while you eat the shit out that pussy. This way, you don't have to hold your breath.
Cake farts and donky punches are so funny... but y wiould you do that? Who has a hairy bullet hole. like i said no need to get angry unlesss she farts, shits or has hair in the anal region.. then u trash her for being a dirty sluty whore.
i would really love for a girl to sit on my face. haven't came across one yet though that will give me the opportunity. mmm i love to eat out.
hahaha fuckin hilarious thats wat iwas thinking he could also be that guy from kiss he has a super long tongue too lol
How about this: The spot on a womans body to what ALL straight men look, is either her ass or boobs. In this case ass. Imagine, you walk down the street (assuming youre single) and you see a hot girl walking by. You turn your head around and look at her ass. Now imagine, she's naked.. the 2 of you are in bed, and she wants you to lick and suck her pussy like theres no tomorrow... Now that ass you looked at like a hopeless puppydog, is actually naked, and you can lick it, sniff it, suck it, do anything with it that gets her off. Ok you do that to her pussy, but her ass is still a big part of your vision at that point.. see what im saying? Well, if you dont get it now.. I think you might be bi-curious.. Like Butters =)
mmm yes.. I love to sit on face.. especially when you get really into it and kinda ride their tongue.. as for a girl sitting on my face? yes. please.
I must be gay because I have no idea what that south park shit is actually trying to explain. Regarding rim jobs: I have never been tempted to connect my tongue with one.