Have you guys measured your penis?

lol, a long ass time ago when I was a kid. The bitches ain\'t complainin\' so I really don\'t care anymore.

 

ive never measured it,,,

but my ex,,, constantlly would be measuring it,,? fucking weird bitch,,,

i didnt dip it in \'\' MIRACLE GROW\'\' it aint doing much growin in a 2 month span.

she also sometimes would smell mycock, when i come home,,,, trying to see if it smelled like pussy.....

and if you did measure it?

the question is,> was you mad at what the numbers told you,?????

read it in centimeters,,, it\'ll make you feel better about your manhood<

 

yes and im satisfied with a good average.

 

same here

 

Ive tried to but my measuring tape was only rated for 6ft

 

Evolutionary competition.

 

are you happy with your penis size ?^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

I did a few years back. I was a little dissapointed so I havn\'t measured since (average in numbers sounds better than it looks). I think it\'s cuz girls always make us feel self concious about our size, even if they\'re fuckin us sometimes they still talk about huge penises and washboard stomachs. But at the end of the day, it\'s pretty obvious that most of them don\'t really care

 

I\'ve never even had the urge to measure mine. It pleasures women every once in a blue moon and that is enough for me. But I have spent a long enough time in the locker rooms of the world to know that my penis is the epitome of average size.

 

Bigger IRL penis, bigger e-penis.

 

Actually it seems to be more like, bigger e-peen, smaller IRL peen.

 

Ah i dont wanta get to personal here but i read that averige size is 5.4 inches...what did you guys here

 

The accepted average is 5-7 inches. In that because it\'s impossible to find a real definitive average.

 

in seventh grade this girl that was into me asked me how big my penis was. .

i was so weirded out by that. . and have never measured it.

so far havent had any complaints, its never let me (or the ladies) down.


to put it in a nutshell. . .


ignorance is bliss

 

I lied and said yes.

It\'s a discriminatory poll! I have no penis to measure!

 

AHHHH A WOMAN GOT IN HERE!!

 

I read somewhere that only around %6 of men need to use extra large condoms, but around %35 do. Length isn\'t really that huge of a deal...because the average vaginal cavity when a woman is arroused is only around 6 inches deep. So after 6 inches width is a much bigger deal =P

 

Shit, I\'m caught.

*heads back to the kitchen*