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Have you guys listened to this?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by YourPerception, Aug 2, 2011.

  1. Have you ever been high as fuck?

    [ame=]‪High as Fuck‬‏ - YouTube[/ame]

    Have you ever watched the sun go down?
    And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round
    Have you ever been high as fuck?

    You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
    And your dog's looking at you like you need help
    Have you ever been high as fuck?

    And then you feel your heart pumping really fast
    And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack
    Have you ever been high as fuck?

    You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm
    The only problem's that the chickens have human arms
    You say "that's fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?"

    You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
    But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high
    So you walk around the block to buy some time

    You finally decide to go into the store
    But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore
    So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there

    You're walking home and you're mouth is dry
    You should have bought some juice and snacks
    But you were too high

    Thinking 'bout ketchup chips
    And for some reason the game battleship

    And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games
    like battleship when you were a kid
    and how, as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves
    so you say "Guess What? I'm gonna make up a game right now
    and it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine
    and I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat
    but then you don't know where to find a porcupine so
    you do a search on e-bay but people don't sell porcupines on the internet
    and you say "Guess what world? you've got me cornered again
    I'm gonna roll another joint"

    You ever eat a whole bag of crackers that were so old
    That they weren't crispy anymore?

    Have you ever been high... as fuck?
  2. love this guy man, jon lajoie is the shit! this song kicks ass!
  3. Shit, this makes me really wanna try weed sometime.
  4. Yeah I know man! His other videos are funny as hell too.

    [ame=]‪Everyday Normal Guy‬‏ - YouTube[/ame]
  5. Wait what?!?!?!, you have never tried weed!! :O
  6. I feel a hint of sarcasm coming from your keyboard lol

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