Have you guys ever...

Discussion in 'General' started by steezyDAT, Aug 16, 2011.

  1. When you're about to sit down and you accidently sat on your balls. :mad:
     
  2. I'm not 80.

    i have stepped on my dick once though
     
  3. I hate when my sack sticks to my leg..
     
  4. I hate when my nuts get so cold they try to nest inside my gooch.
     
  5. Have you ever farted so hard you levitated?
     
  6. #6 Deleted member 446197, Aug 16, 2011
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    That made me laugh so fucking hard.
     

  7. Not literally but it sure damn felt like it
     
  8. Or farted so hard that it hurt your balls.
     
  9. #9 GOLA, Aug 16, 2011
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    Fucking still laughing at this. And yes. My passenger seat in my car get me every time I actually get out of the car.
     
  10. no, but i've almost got my foreskin stuck in a zipper
     
  11. You ever fart so hard ur back cracked?
     
  12. [​IMG]

    Found this pic of Rosie O'Donnell sitting on its balls.
     
  13. I sit on my balls a lot....fucking hurts

    I swear there have been times where I thought I lost a nut in my groin. Like...I searched for my right nut for 3-4 minutes before finding it
     
  14. or when your running and somehow your balls get squished by your thighs
     
  15. U guys ever be sitting down and u fart and like a fart bubbles goes past ur balls and leg? Its extra funky on a sweaty ball soup day
     
  16. omg me 2, i have gotten really good at gripping them from the side and squeezing them back out tho.


    it is weird as fuck tho 4 sure, bro.
     
  17. lolgross didnt know such a thing could happen
     
  18. The only time i sit on my nut is when im goin commando lol
     
  19. I sat on my nuts twice. Once I was about to sit on a chair but I had to pull it out first. I don't know exactly how it happened but the chair was on its back legs with the front two raised. As I was turning it and sitting down at the same time I still had the chair raised and I sat on the edge. Felt like I crushed my nuts, it was terrible man. The second time I was standing on a bus but bot all the way up and it hit a bump, I fell back in my seat, but landed on my nuts.
     
  20. I have my sister look for me. Its a fun game we play. :D
     

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