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Have you ever rolled a joint with a page out of the Bible?

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by thereeferist, Mar 21, 2020.

  1. #1 thereeferist, Mar 21, 2020
    I have a few times with different Bibles and they never burned right. What is your experience with this if you have any?
     
  2. #2 frostchaser, Mar 21, 2020
    aww man ur gonna get yelled at by the ole faithful! But otherwise never had one around to try..
     
  3. #3 thereeferist, Mar 21, 2020
    Nah, I'm not worried about angering God. I've always had Bibles laying around so I've tried it a few times with no success.
     
  4. #4 frostchaser, Mar 21, 2020
    Dont figure god would mind really. Just seen a few excitable threads on the forum.. But in answer l figure thats why god invented zig zag
     
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  5. #5 thereeferist, Mar 21, 2020
    I'm sure Jesus burned some ganja Himself but He had no paper to roll it in. I am sure they have great concerts in heaven between all the people that have died and all the angels and all but if God wants to catch a buzz before the show He has to come back down to earth I'm sure.
     
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  6. #6 AndromedaStrain12, Mar 21, 2020
    Yep I have and got high on the word!
     
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  7. #7 AndromedaStrain12, Mar 21, 2020
    The bible needs to be made of rice paper and the best way to glue it is canned milk that being said if you have enough money for that nasty ass canned milk then you definitely have enough for a pack of rolling papers
     
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  8. #8 AndromedaStrain12, Mar 21, 2020
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  9. #9 potfiend, Mar 24, 2020
    Can’t give the exact quote-
    But in Genesis 1 it states that God gave man all the plants with seeds.

    Google - Jesus was a Stoner
     
  10. #10 Peaceful Dusk86, Mar 24, 2020
    Tempting but I don't want to inhale burning ink.
     
  11. #11 Spanish@rcher, Mar 24, 2020
    Nah id never do that to the bible. Given the current situation though ill be taking one off the next samaritans i see so ive got something to wipe my arse with :)
     
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  12. #12 BrewsnWeed666, Mar 24, 2020
    Are you for real you'd smoke canned milko_O
     
  13. #13 jay719, Apr 11, 2020
    We did a once or twice when younger using the blank page, but they never burn worth a damn.
     
  14. #14 larrypringle, Apr 11, 2020
    lol yo why bother with that when u can spark up a thicc blunt instead :smoke::hello:
     
  15. #15 thun, Apr 11, 2020
    In prison they use toilet paper wrapper, don't ask me how I know!
     
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  16. #16 thereeferist, Apr 20, 2020
    Because 30 years ago when I was 15 I didn't have those things available or access to a car or the ability to drive I had to use what I had available. I never would have considered using tp wrap, though the tp I buy at home never comes in paper wrapping so I never had access to it anyway.
     

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