Have you ever been caught beating off?

I'm a very horny guy, and I have been this way since I was a very young kid, like 6, this is not joke...so I did beat off often, then high school came around, and I just banged, haha. But here are the people who have caught me beatin' my meat.

I've gotten caught by my sister, by my mom, by my girlfriend, by two of my ex's...haha. Shit, it's not that I do it all the time, it's that all deez bitches (teasin for some of those women) have never heard of knocking. If I could buy a premium lock system I would, with an alarm and like led lasers and shit, but I have not been blessed with apartments or houses with effing door locks, shit...but it's fine. It was only embarrassing with my family for like 5 years, nbd.

 

Never been caught. I know how to lock my door.

 

Never have, never will..that would suck haha.

 

Haha I had one VERY close call, after that I made sure I'd never get caught. Locking doors and playing music etc

 

i was ALMOST once i was fapping and i thought everyone was sleeping we had to share our family computer and it was like 2am and like i usually put the volume all the way to 0 but i was like fuck it i need some sound i had it at like 2 so im fapping and shit i hear my brothers door open i quickly try to switch screens my comp freezes i turn off the speakers and am like fuck i keep trying to switch hes getting closer and i forgot my penis was out so it finally switches and with him 3 feet away in the dark i put my cokmeat under my shirt and act like nothing was happening then he said.....LOLOLOL u were beating ur meat huh...i said i wasnt but yea lolLOL

 

Never,I'm smart about when I do it.

 

well I am a girl but..I was super horny the other day and I dont know why I didn't close the door...but I just couldn't wait I guess...lol. Totally got busted. I just heard my man watching one of his favorite shows and thought 'hm I have time' lol. oh well.

 

Lol I am sure he would've helped you out a bit..

 

sometimes you just want to fly solo! or God would not have created vibrators..lol

 

like 3 times, first time i don't really remember

2nd time my little nephew walked in :O (he was 10)

3rd time was my dad, i literally swiveled my chair around with my dick in my hand with a porn movie playing...he just said he needed my help with something and no discussion ever happened about me jacking it........(LOL)

90% of the time i'm really careful and cautious.....but sometimes i just don't care as much

 

I got caught pounding my meat in my middleschool locker room... The gym teacher never said a word about it.

 

Theres a big "got caught wanking" thread already. Check it out

 

It was a few weeks ago and i was in the shower at my grandma's house, the shower is like a glass door thats kinda fuzzed out but you could still see what i was doing and Idk why my grandma needed to go in there but she opened the door and left instantly. After I was like "uh..why did you walk in the bathroom" she said "i don't know what you're talking about I never did." It was whatever. I didn't care that much lol

 

never ever.