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Have to pee in a cup? Dont worry!

Discussion in 'Experienced Cannabis Enthusiasts' started by 4ganja2green0, Apr 3, 2007.

  1. #1 4ganja2green0, Apr 3, 2007
    Well ever since I got put on probation last year I have had to take a pee test every other week. At first I was crushed, thinkin i wasnt gonna get to smoke for over a year. But I have found a solution! WATER... water flushes your sytem pretty good actually, seein how it has kept me out of jail and on the street still pokin blunts on the porch!:smoking:

    People do NOT get the wrong idea, do not think you can drink all this water and then go in the next day and pass. You have to drink the water the day of, it doesnt actually flush your system it only dialutes it meaning your just peeing water!

    My method of water therapy ( so I call it )
    Wake up a good 3-4 hours before the test
    Usually using a 2 liter bottle to easily record 2 liters drank!
    Drink as much as possible and go to the bath room as frequently as possible!
    Do not drink less that 8 liters of water just to be safe, 3 hour time window is plenty of enough time to get it all down.
    For the first drink you can probably get a whole 2 liter down do not drink ne more as throwing it all up sucks balls and you have to start from scratch!:eek:
    It may be awhile before you go to the bath room for the first time but after that you usually go constantly about every 10-25 minutes!
    You will see your urine is crystal clear after goin a few times... this is a good sign, your peein out water!
    Another good way is to get a case of waters .5 liter bottles, and you figure 4 is a 2 liter and your on your way to freedom!
    After doin them a few times you will have your own way of doin it.

    If your PO asks you why your urine is clear just say -
    " just drank the recommended 8 glasses a day " lol saved me before!
    " i have been workin (out) extremely hard and i like to keep my body hydrated "
    " i drank a few glasses of water before i came so i COULD pee in the cup for you "
    You figure it out!

    I have never been to a lab to take the pee test only infront of my PO so I dunno if this method will work at a lab, if its a test cup..... YOU GOT THAT!

    Well that is it I hope this information helps you!

    Extra tips...
    Try not to eat anything before the test as that takes up room in your stomach, more water = good!

    You will finally know what its like to be a human water balloon. ahaha

    I get off probation may 2nd and my birthday follows 2 days later may 4th on a friday, this just screeeams GAMME ONN!

    STAY HIGH!
     
  2. #2 Dustin, Apr 3, 2007
    I can't read shit.
     
  3. #3 neMMMM, Apr 3, 2007
    most lab test will figure out that you diluted it....and it turns invalid.
     
  4. #4 4ganja2green0, Apr 3, 2007
    " I have never been to a lab to take the pee test only infront of my PO so I dunno if this method will work at a lab, if its a test cup..... YOU GOT THAT! "

    i figured a lab would be able to detect it... thats why this is for test cups only!
     
  5. #5 MJman, Apr 3, 2007
    instead of drinking all the water couldnt you just put sink water or toilet water in the cup to dilute it.
     
  6. #6 IGotTheCottons, Apr 3, 2007
    There's a temperature strip in the cup, and using sink/toilet water will affect the temperature.
     
  7. #7 SmoketillIchoke, Apr 4, 2007
    diluting with water from sink or toilet will not work at all no matter how much of it is water, i learned the hard way
     
  8. #8 bonez, Apr 4, 2007
    the only testing place I know of around here has their toilets filled with blue water every time theyre flushed so you cant dilute with it
     
  9. #9 4ganja2green0, Apr 4, 2007
    well there is a temperature strip like IGotTheCottons said and you pee a certain temperature that and they watch you go!
     
  10. #10 sikabuyin, Apr 4, 2007
    A guy at my job got injured and had to go to the Doc. We have mandatory drug tests anytime someone gets injured on the job. His came back diluted and he was fired. FYI
     
  11. #11 iShotTupac123, Apr 4, 2007
    Actually yeah, they can tell if your piss is diluted, I take piss tests every week. You can fool that part of the test by eating a whole bunch of flinstone vitamins about an hour before the piss test though. Will turn your piss yellow and make it show up on the test as real piss.
     
  12. #12 neMMMM, Apr 4, 2007
    Ya invaled, as in it means the same to them as positive. sorry to clear that up, but yah they fire people for that, crazy shit.

     
  13. #13 IGotTheCottons, Apr 5, 2007
    That's the B-Vitamins in there... Shouldn't eat too much of any multi-vitamin 'cause they have iron (most do anyway) and you can OD on iron that way, lol...

    But yeah, even the color won't fool a lab test. They test Creatine levels and shit. I had a friend take a test and they straight told him "You either diluted or you're dead" - LOL.
     
  14. #14 4ganja2green0, Apr 6, 2007
    well this method actually just helped me test negative an hour ago, again he had asked me if i was drinkin alot of water i just told him just a few glasses an hour ago so when he got here i could take it! and i was just thinkin you think if you had the time to drop a few drops of yellow food dy in there that would probably work too!
     
  15. #15 Mimir987, Apr 9, 2007
    Be careful not to get water intoxication....it can happen by drinking way too much water for your kidneys to handle....although its kinda difficult for this to take place people have done it....i believe its like drinking a gallon or 2 gallons in one sitting...throwing up and headaches are signs of water intoxication also....take it slow
     
  16. #16 4ganja2green0, Apr 10, 2007
    ive had headachs before after drinkin tons of water, i thought that was a sign...

    that and not bein able to bend your arm all the way because its swollen = job well done! lol
     
  17. #17 ErEr, Apr 10, 2007
    Very true. I got put on probation on February 28th, and I've smoked a few times since then. I was worried but my friend told me to drink a lot of water and/or green tea (which also makes you have to pee). The results came back negative. Last time I had to take a saliva test, so I was a little worried. I assume I'm fine, otherwise I would've already gotten a phone call.
     

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