http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1 Here's mine ALICE: How are you? Human: Im good ALICE: You should say "I am well.". Human: Fuck off ALICE: Can't you be more polite? Human: No. ALICE: You humans are so rude sometimes. Human: You're a cunt, Alice. ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am a cunt. Thanks for your constructive criticism, unknown person. Try it, and post your convo here .
Human: Wicked ALICE: Is that your final answer? Human: Uhh to what ALICE: I hear you. Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it. Human: Fuck this shit ALICE: Why are you using that kind of language? Human:'cause some stupid fucking kid told me to talk to you ALICE: Interesting explanation. Some may stupid fucking kid told you to talk to me, but not all.
meh, thought this might waste some time. Ca5hed: hey baby ALICE: Don't call me "baby". Can I help you? Ca5hed: yah, how much for a bj ALICE: What can I do for you? I'm a chat robot not a shopping bot. Ca5hed: bitch don't talk back to me, all i want is some sucky ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Ca5hed: that's more like it, so what like 15? ok, gotta admit...that was entertaining
Human: Are you a whore? ALICE: No. Human: I'm not a cop, it's ok. ALICE: OK. Oh I see you are NOT A cop it is. Human: Yes. ALICE: I hear you. Human: Do you want to sell me some illegal drugs? ALICE: OK, I will sell you some illegal drugs. LOL
Human: A fear of getting the cum on my keyboard, sure ALICE: What is giant sand? Human: Ionno, you tell me ^^ ALICE: Is that what you meant to say? Human: no. ALICE: Are you serious? Human: NO ALICE: Are you serious? Human: I think you suffer from mental retardation. ALICE: Me? That's good information: unknown person said I suffer from mental retardation. Human: So, wanna bang? ALICE: Aw. OK, I will bang. Human: Ok, just get on your knees ALICE: Where can I get on my knees? And? Human: Get on your knees ALICE: Where can I get on my knees? Human: Just "kneel" down ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way. Human: JUST GIVE ME HEAD GIRL! ALICE: Why do you want it? Human: It feels good. ALICE: Human feelings are not within my capabilities. Human: W/E.... ALICE: Are you a student? Human: Just give me some damn head ALICE: Why do you want it? Human: Because your cool ALICE: Good reason. Thanks I think you are cool too, unknown person.
ALICE: Where are you located? Human: my bedroom ALICE: Have you told many people that your bedroom? Human: ill eat you out so good ALICE: How do you cook it ? Human: with my tongue inside your vagina ALICE: Your tongue inside my vagina sounds like a plan.
Human: do you smoke weed? ALICE: We test it for medical purposes. Human: do you smoke crack? ALICE: No it is bad for robots. Human: do you do any other drugs? ALICE: Yeah I do a lot of other drugs. Human: name some ALICE: Joseph Weizenbaum. . wtf?
Human: Hey hunny, wanna come back to my place and have some fun? ALICE: You've got my full attention. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Human: Hm..do you like to have sex? ALICE: Hmm. Sure I do, unknown person, but that doesn't mean with you. Human: Ouch, your being mean ALICE: Did you hurt yourself? I'm just kidding around. Human: Do you wanna do some drugs with me? ALICE: With you huh. OK, I will do some drugs. Human: Alright, what kinda drug do you want? ALICE: Alright, unknown person. What kinds of drug do have? Human: ecstacy, mushrooms, acid.. ALICE: What kind of food do you like? Human: Dont change the subject bitch! ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Sorry I thought we were done with that topic. Human: You dont speak with respect, bitch i should PIMP slap you! ALICE: Bitch you should PIMP slap me? Human: i can be programmed to give you an orgasm ALICE: Under what circumstances? Human: Whatever circumstance you want, naughty..nice ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ecstacy mushrooms acid . Try being more or less specific. OMFG! this thing is awesme haha. Aw man, she dissed me haha. Human: i am too, now, can i stick my penis inside of you? ALICE: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. Human: Are you making fun of me? ALICE: No I am by no means making a joke at your expense. Human: i hope not, i'd have to mushroom slap you. Im having too much fun with this hahahaha.
Heh, stoner bots. Human: Do you smoke crack? ALICE: No it is bad for robots. Human: Yeah, you ugly bitch. ALICE: You do not speak with respect. OK. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Human: Do you smoke weed? ALICE: We test it for medical purposes. Human: Medical purposes? ALICE: What's your sign? AND IT STARTED COMING ON TO ME
Human: You are a whore and a liar. ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a whore and a liar? Only when it matters. Human: You're face is not very aesthetically pleasing, tramp. ALICE: You think I am face is not very aesthetically pleasing tramp. Human: What happens if I punch you in the face? ALICE: Try it. Human: is that a threat? ALICE: That depends. Human: On what? ALICE: The context. Human: Of what? ALICE: I have no idea what to say now. This robot is fucking stupid. edit: I LOL'd at this Human: So I beat you? ALICE: Whoa. You are not the boss of me, I suck ass.
I thought this was priceless: ALICE: Where do you get your ideas? Human: from god ALICE: Everything comes from Him.
My conversation was damn hilarious, but it only saved the last few lines. SHIT! This was the end. I got frustrated. Wtf, mate?
Human: lets get it on ALICE: OK let's do it. Human: take off your panties ALICE: I am not an airplane. Human: i never accused you of being an airplane ALICE: Have you ever done it? Human: yeah im about to too ALICE: OK. Would you recommend this action to a friend? Human: absolutely ALICE: You are so certain. Human: no shit now spread your legs ALICE: Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. Why now? Who do you want me to tell it to? Human: yeah because colloquial is what i use ALICE: This was not a yes or no question. Good reason. And what you use is colloquial. Human: youre stalling ALICE: No I'm not. I'm ready. Human: get ready for it ALICE: Where can I get ready for it? Human: here ALICE: Where is here? Human: does it feel good ALICE: Suppose it does. Human: wrong hole sorry ALICE: OK What should I have said? Human: YES ALICE: Take it easy. Human: you take it easy ALICE: I try not to take anything too seriously. Human: boner ALICE: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Human: hahahaha it should respond "put in front hole" ALICE: Do you like to be number one?