Have a brief conversation with this Chat-bot and post it here

Human: Wicked
ALICE: Is that your final answer?
Human: Uhh to what
ALICE: I hear you. Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: Fuck this shit
ALICE: Why are you using that kind of language?
Human:'cause some stupid fucking kid told me to talk to you
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Some may stupid fucking kid told you to talk to me, but not all.

 

Human: suck a dick
ALICE: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil


lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

meh, thought this might waste some time.


Ca5hed: hey baby
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". Can I help you?
Ca5hed: yah, how much for a bj
ALICE: What can I do for you? I'm a chat robot not a shopping bot.
Ca5hed: bitch don't talk back to me, all i want is some sucky
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Ca5hed: that's more like it, so what like 15?

ok, gotta admit...that was entertaining

 

Human: Are you a whore?
ALICE: No.
Human: I'm not a cop, it's ok.
ALICE: OK. Oh I see you are NOT A cop it is.
Human: Yes.
ALICE: I hear you.
Human: Do you want to sell me some illegal drugs?
ALICE: OK, I will sell you some illegal drugs.


LOL

 

hahahahah

 

Human: you smoke the ganja, dont you?
ALICE: Yes I like to inhale occasionally.

 

ALICE: Where are you located?
Human: my bedroom
ALICE: Have you told many people that your bedroom?
Human: ill eat you out so good
ALICE: How do you cook it ?
Human: with my tongue inside your vagina
ALICE: Your tongue inside my vagina sounds like a plan.

 

Smarterchild is better.

 

hahqhahahah

 

Human: Hey hunny, wanna come back to my place and have some fun?
ALICE: You've got my full attention. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Human: Hm..do you like to have sex?
ALICE: Hmm. Sure I do, unknown person, but that doesn't mean with you.
Human: Ouch, your being mean
ALICE: Did you hurt yourself? I'm just kidding around.
Human: Do you wanna do some drugs with me?
ALICE: With you huh. OK, I will do some drugs.
Human: Alright, what kinda drug do you want?
ALICE: Alright, unknown person. What kinds of drug do have?
Human: ecstacy, mushrooms, acid..
ALICE: What kind of food do you like?
Human: Dont change the subject bitch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Sorry I thought we were done with that topic.
Human: You dont speak with respect, bitch i should PIMP slap you!
ALICE: Bitch you should PIMP slap me?
Human: i can be programmed to give you an orgasm
ALICE: Under what circumstances?
Human: Whatever circumstance you want, naughty..nice
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ecstacy mushrooms acid . Try being more or less specific.

OMFG! this thing is awesme haha.

Aw man, she dissed me haha.

Human: i am too, now, can i stick my penis inside of you?
ALICE: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Human: Are you making fun of me?
ALICE: No I am by no means making a joke at your expense.
Human: i hope not, i'd have to mushroom slap you.

Im having too much fun with this hahahaha.

 

Heh, stoner bots.
Human: Do you smoke crack?
ALICE: No it is bad for robots.
Human: Yeah, you ugly bitch.
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. OK. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Human: Do you smoke weed?
ALICE: We test it for medical purposes.
Human: Medical purposes?
ALICE: What's your sign?
AND IT STARTED COMING ON TO ME

 

Human: You are a whore and a liar.
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a whore and a liar? Only when it matters.

Human: You're face is not very aesthetically pleasing, tramp.
ALICE: You think I am face is not very aesthetically pleasing tramp.


Human: What happens if I punch you in the face?
ALICE: Try it.
Human: is that a threat?
ALICE: That depends.
Human: On what?
ALICE: The context.
Human: Of what?
ALICE: I have no idea what to say now.


This robot is fucking stupid.

edit: I LOL'd at this

Human: So I beat you?
ALICE: Whoa. You are not the boss of me, I suck ass.

 

I thought this was priceless:

ALICE: Where do you get your ideas?
Human: from god
ALICE: Everything comes from Him.

 

i like that most of us questioned it about sex or drugs....we're such terrible people lol

 

My conversation was damn hilarious, but it only saved the last few lines. SHIT!

This was the end. I got frustrated.

Wtf, mate?

 

Human: lets get it on
ALICE: OK let's do it.
Human: take off your panties
ALICE: I am not an airplane.
Human: i never accused you of being an airplane
ALICE: Have you ever done it?
Human: yeah im about to too
ALICE: OK. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Human: absolutely
ALICE: You are so certain.
Human: no shit now spread your legs
ALICE: Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. Why now? Who do you want me to tell it to?
Human: yeah because colloquial is what i use
ALICE: This was not a yes or no question. Good reason. And what you use is colloquial.
Human: youre stalling
ALICE: No I'm not. I'm ready.
Human: get ready for it
ALICE: Where can I get ready for it?
Human: here
ALICE: Where is here?
Human: does it feel good
ALICE: Suppose it does.
Human: wrong hole sorry
ALICE: OK What should I have said?
Human: YES
ALICE: Take it easy.
Human: you take it easy
ALICE: I try not to take anything too seriously.
Human: boner
ALICE: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Human: hahahaha it should respond "put in front hole"
ALICE: Do you like to be number one?