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Hate Dealing With Noobs...Advice?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by limetime, Nov 24, 2011.

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  1. #1 limetime, Nov 24, 2011
    Hey guys, so I've been trying to smoke out the youngest member of my family, and I just can't remember what it was like being a complete noob to smoking, so I figured I'd talk to some noob experts. :wave:

    What would be the most proper way to tell this meat head brother of mine what's real? Furthermore, how do you noobs act? Thanks for the advice!
     
  2. #2 VacuousCL, Nov 24, 2011
    1. Stop "trying to smoke out" people. Nearly anywhere you go in the world, you can find bud easily. People will smoke if they want.

    2. In terms of the actual issue at hand, simply apply some critical thinking. Empathy, man. Put yourself in his shoes and treat him as you would want to be treated.
     
  3. #3 KhanGGura, Nov 24, 2011
    Im not a noob, but i remember my first time perfectly, damn i wish i could go back :(

    But i would have him write down all the things that could happen during him being high. Like boddy parts buzzing or getting numb, etc, and when he gets high and trips out, show that list that HE wrote.

    That should calm him down a bit and he will learn to enjoy those awesome feelings :)
     
  4. #4 limetime, Nov 24, 2011
    Well obviously, that's why I'm here...I was just asking for help what's everyone getting fussy for? Any noob tips or tricks guys?
     
  5. #5 limetime, Nov 24, 2011
    That sounds very noob, I'm definitely gonna jot that one down!
     
  6. #6 Pacoragon, Nov 24, 2011
    You come off a bit abrasive.. perhaps looking for help for yourself?
     
  7. #7 limetime, Nov 24, 2011
    Nonsense, I honestly couldn't be happier with the advice! You wouldn't believe it, but I'm glad we have noobs, and I mean that in the best way possible. :)
     
  8. #8 jaykewashere, Nov 24, 2011
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    Take it easy on the lil guy he's not a veteran pothead . And teach him properly ,young kids are like sponges . He will 4 sure take in anything you say so make sure you act responsible , encourage him to only smoke pot not be lazy do good in school ect .
     
  9. #9 The Nickatina, Nov 24, 2011
    go away
     
  10. #10 Zizzy, Nov 24, 2011
    Let him start blazing on his own.
     
  11. #11 JEI3US, Nov 24, 2011
    You dont remember what its like to be a noob? I remember coming out of my moms vagina bro you have a defective brain take that shit back to your mom.
     
  12. #12 limetime, Nov 24, 2011
    LOL to all the people getting upset, I guess you don't want to be called noobs? I'll call you early bloomers, is that better? You'd be helping out a smoker. ;)
     
  13. #13 aKidYouWanaKnow, Nov 24, 2011
    Hmmm... This thread makes me.. annoyed.. but I can't exactly put my finger onto why.. Hmm.. Just kidding, I know what it is! It is the "I know more about smoking weed then you do" vibe. Nasty vibe man.. nasty fucking vibe
     
  14. #14 Dawq902, Nov 24, 2011
    You come here and refer to the community of GC as noobs? I hope you receive no help.
     
  15. #15 limetime, Nov 24, 2011
    Noob = Apprentice
    ?
     
  16. #16 Dawq902, Nov 24, 2011
    People ask "aprentice tokeing" questions but those with answers respond. Those with answers are not "noobs".
     
  17. #17 JEI3US, Nov 24, 2011
    OP sounds like a total buzzkill.
     
  18. #18 tzman, Nov 24, 2011
    I've never had weed until I moved to an international school last year. Everyone secretly smokes up, or HAS previously smoked up there. It was funny as hell. I now smoke up at least once a week, bong hidden from my mom and shit.

    Just be cool. Not everyone is built for it. Took me a while to realise shit's legit.
     
  19. #19 Rasta Haze, Nov 24, 2011
    TLDNR

    Wtf are you asking dude? How to introduce him? Or tell him to quit 'being' a noob 'while' smoking?

    Your first post didn't make sense.
     
  20. #20 Pass the dr0, Nov 24, 2011
    I hope your family member doesn't smoke with you and I think nobody on this site would want to smoke with you, you act like a complete ass no kindly step down from your high horse and suck the horses dick. Good day
     
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