LOL yeah! When I was 6 my dad and I were throwing a foam football back and forth on our street. Then I threw it as hard as I could and farted and ended up shitting my pants at the same time! Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
hahahaha that is fucking brilliant aww man made me laugh so hard thanks man your awesome Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
sweet man bring long johns cause it be cold as fuck haha I'll get the weed and a complementary bottle of buck fast fortified wine and not to mention some of the finest girls glasgow Scotland has to offer Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
Yeah when i was in 10th grade i felt a shit brewing up but i cant shit at school/work/public places so i decided to hold it till i got home. The whole day my stomach was bubbling intensely. The end of the day comes and strangely it went away so i decided to chill with a friend. We chill for a little bit and i just decide to go home. Its about a 20 min walk and the pain comes back. Every step i take the pain got worse and worse. It came to the point where i was dripping sweat and had to stop walking, lean against a tree and clench my asscheeks every minute or so. I finally get to my house and the fucking door was locked and my phone was dead. I thought of shitting outside but i lived in a very public place. I though to myself "my mom will get here in 20 minutes maybe if i sit down the pain wont be as bad. I had a low stoop and as soon as i went down far enough that my cheeks spread...shit came pouring out. I tried to stop it but i couldnt fight it. I sat in it for about 5 min thinking wtf do i do. I remembered the cellar was unlocked so i got up, held my pants close to my body to prevent shit from falling out and managed to get inside and to the bathroom. When i got in i took my pants off and a big pile of shit fell on the ground and splattered all over, walls, shower curtain, all that. I sat down to finish shitting and when i got up there was shit all over the toilet seat because it was on my ass cheeks. I then had to clean up by scooping the pile up with a plastic cup thing and cleaned the walls and stuff with didinfectant. I will never forget that day but holy fuck it makes me laugh so hard when i think about it now
Unfortunately I did. When I was younger [6-7], I was standing outside and I thought I had to fart and I pushed out... I actually ended up sharting :/
hahaha that is pure class man well done I would have used my hand though Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
In second grade I ate alligator for the first time and it gave me the runs. My bitch teacher though, would not let me go to the bathroom. And she was mean about it! I told her I ate bad alligator and was going to get sick, and she fucking said "Well you should have thought of that before you ate it." I was a vindictive little shit (pun intended) and when I went and sat back down at my desk, I sharted as hard as I could. Did it forever make me known as that kid who shit himself? Maybe. Was it worth it for her speechless, slack-jawed stare? Yes.