Mom: *Finds your 2-foot bong and brings it out to the kitchen: "Why the hell is there a bong in in your room!! Son: Mom! that's for tobacco lol. Mom: Whew. Okay, sorry about that.
If a mother actually preferred their son to smoke tobacco over weed, then she shouldn't be a mother at all.
op does your mom smoke tobacco? you should let her try some of the new "exotic" tobacco you have! lol
Your mom is on some kind of an expert level in sarcasm because like he said ^ I think some day she ll bring that out. And, really, man if she knows that it is called a bong, then when she will google it then she will find out how does your tobacco really look.
Haha... As a teenager. My mom used to freak out over everything. Mom: "Oh my goodness! I found cotton on the table. You must be using heroin!" Me: "What the heck!?" Mom: "I know! I know what this is used for!" Me: "I hide my weed in the teddy bear over there. It's from that" Mom: "Well.. gimme some"
When I was younger, my dad asked me straight up one day, "Are you smoking weed." I was so stunned. I was like, "Is that a trick question". He just wanted me to hook him up, I gladly obliged. We used an apple pipe that I carved.