Has any one here caught their parents smoking??

Smoking4Life · Dec 15, 2010

Haven't caught MY parents but every weekend I go to my buddies house and we always rip the bong with his mom. Back when I was like 14 my old girlfriends grandma used to buy us cigarettes and let us smoke in the house and shit, and one day she hit the bong, no joke.

grannie hit ftw

bluberryTXsmoke · Dec 15, 2010

Nope. They don't anymore.

.carbon · Dec 15, 2010

I had a buddy find his dad's stash and it was pretty large. I smoked an eighth with him once and it was dank.

*ColtClassic* · Dec 15, 2010

I've smoked with my Pa.

So yes, you could say I "caught" him

adamc · Dec 15, 2010

SupaShady said:

i don't know how long she knew about his papers, but to add another twist to the story, my brother is now a police officer in our town.

we come from a small hick town and there is never any dank weed there, but i brought some back with me from college over thanksgiving break and he smoked some. it was scandalous, but i guess he really still wanted to smoke. it kind of scared me at first, having a cop in the house, but it has worked out wonderfully. now if i am ever going to be around town with stuff in the car, i know where road checks are and what time of day the police cars are where. i am really glad my bro became a cop now
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What state you live in bro? I get the strangest vibe we're super close.

adamc · Dec 15, 2010

kANe407 said:

me and my dad always smoked together, so catching him was outta the question, my old man was a barber, i would go to his house for a cut and he would take a chunk of light green out his ziploc and TELL me ( roll dat up...roll dat up ) and we'll blaze b4 he cut my hair......pops always kept something gOOd and potent too, so im proud of the the time i had with him. DEXTER WHITE rip
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Sorry for the loss man D:
That's pretty badass though

I'm Not Sober · Dec 15, 2010

I smoke with both my parents occasionally. Used to hide it from them, they never caught me before I told them, I never caught them.

superduperbud · Dec 15, 2010

never caught my dad but found roaches.. mom hasn't smoked for many years

kamselvi · Dec 15, 2010

supashady said:

warning: This may be a long read, but it is truly and utterly worth it.

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i was in the 10th grade and i had tried pot a few times, but i didn't smoke very regularly at all. My best friend had shown some interest in smoking, though he had never tried it before. I told him at school that i scored a nickel bag (back then, that would get me high as hell...) and that we should go to my house after school to smoke. My friend had no objection to the idea, but we had to make it fast because he was the starting pitcher for the baseball game that night. I agreed and he drove me home after school. I made a pos water bong for us and invited him to the bathroom. I lightly hit the bowl once to show him how and then handed it to him. Before this point, he had never purposely inhaled smoke of any kind. He started to take his hit and halfway through it, he coughed. Normally that would be fine, but he couched right into the bottle, sending water up the pipe, drowning the weed. It was terrible. With time running short, we decided to abandon the mission. My friend had to go to his house and change before the game, so we needed to leave. I hurridly cleaned up and we left.

Not 5 minutes after we get to his house does the phone ring. He answers it upstairs and yells down to me, "your mom is on the phone". I gathered my composure and picked up the cordless. My mom gets straight to the point and says, "i found a bong in your bathroom. Your brother says it isn't his." i was frozen in place. She continued, "is it yours?" unsure of how to answer this question, i just stayed silent. After a few akward seconds (that felt like a year) my mom told me to meet her at the convenience store. I yelled up to my friend "hey man, we gotta go!" he yelled back down that he was busy changing and i yelled back upstairs, "i have to leave now. Bye!"

i ran out of his door headed for the scotchman which was 2 blocks over. As soon as i got to the scotchman my mom turned in the parking lot. I got in the car and sat very still and remained very quiet. The car ride felt like an eternity. We finally got home and my mom brought me in the kitchen and sat me down at the island.

My mom asked me again, "is the bong yours?". I really couldn't dodge this one, so i fessed up. Her next question is why i was smoking pot. I lied a bit and told her that it was my first time and i just wanted to try it. Surprisingly, she asked me "well, did you like it?". I told her that the weed got wet and that i didn't get to try it. She asked me where i got it. Like a retard, i told her the guys name. She recognized the name and called my older brother in the room. She asked him, "isn't _____ one of your friends? Did you know that _____ sold pot?" my brother got a shocked look on his face and pretended like he had no knowledge of this whatsoever. My mom went straight for the kill. "are you smoking pot?" my brother tried to sidestep this one as well, but my mom was goooood. "why do you have rolling papers in your sock drawer then?"

my mom went and retrieved the papers from my brothers room and then walked right by us into her room on the other end of the house. She closed the door and locked it. We could hear her rustling through some things in her closet. My mom comes back with enough weed to roll a joint and she proceeds to do just that right in front of my brother and i. She tells my brother to go get his keys. My brother comes back and my mom hands me the joint and tells me to satisfy my curiousity!

So that is how i got busted... ...but it gets better

that weekend i was outside shooting on my basketball goal when i bricked the hell out of one. I chased the ball and noticed my mom on the side of the house. My stepdad was outside weed-eating around the yard and my mom looked like she was messing with the flowers. I walked over and wham! I recognized a strange smell. It was pot! I looked closely and noticed that my mom's cigarette was not a cigarette at all. I said, "we're even" and we haven't caught eachother since!

As for my dad (the rents are divorced and live in diff. States), new year's between my jr. And sr. Year he came down to visit. My dad, my brother, my cousin and i all rode to the mall and goofed off for a while. When we were leaving the mall, my dad says "who has the smoke?" we were all a bit shocked and we kind of turned the question around on him, being careful not to incriminate ourselves. He said that he smoked all of his on the trip down and he figured we would want to smoke too. We all threw money down and bought a half. We got a hotel room for the night and started firing away. After a few hours, we were all ripped and my dad wanted cigarettes. There was a tobacco outlet right in front of the hotel and i walked over with him. I saw a glass piece with a spider on it and i gave my dad the money to buy it (i was under 18...). We brought it back to the room and burned the rest of the bag that night.

Turns out that both of the rents love pot. Just last year i was talking with my dad on the phone and he asked how i was doing in college and stuff. I told him about all of my crazy smoking stories and he told me one better. Turns out that my parents met because my dad was selling pot and my mom had a friend that was a regular of my dad's.

Go figure
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what a great story dude

kamselvi · Dec 15, 2010

q_tip said:

so abotu 3 weeks ago i go down stairs to have a shower and all i can smell is pot. I'm liek ok, its not me. So i call my friend, he comes over we start looking and in my dads office is a garbage bag full of weed and about ten film cans full of seeds.
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damn!

kamselvi · Dec 15, 2010

I always used to find roaches when I was younger (age 4-6?) around my house: in the medicine cabinet, under the couches, on the window sills. And I knew how joints looked because the police would always come into the NYC public school classrooms telling us about how bad weed was. I would run to my mom and yell: "Mommy, you smoke pot?" And she'd say, "No, that's your father's from when he used to live here." (they're divorced).

And I always used to smell an odd smell when around my dad but for 16 years I always just thought it was my dad's scent LOL......until I started smoking at 16 and put two and two together.

Last Sunday, I meet up with my dad and I can't believe he's fucking stoned, then he asks me if I've smoked before....then proceeded to tell me how he's smoked since 13 (he's 50 now), about how my mom and he smoked all the time when I was little and then he started telling me about strains like Sour D, etc. CRAZYYYY hahahaha

And strangely enough, yesterday before class...I found an empty dime bag on the bathroom sink that I'm SURE ain't mine. Although I don't know when my mom could POSSIBLY have time to smoke weed. She's so busy.

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