Has a girl ever mocked your penis?

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by Easy_Skanking, Mar 27, 2011.

  1. Sup GC,

    So I'm trying to prove a point to a friend here (like legit). I've been trying to get him laid for the past 6 months now, but he's too self conscious about his dick, which he claims is "below average sized".

    So the question is simple: For the gentleman out there who have had sex - has your partner ever commented on the size of your member in a negative way?

    Poll is anonymous.
     
  2. No -- my cock commands respect and reverence.
     
  3. if a girl ever mocked my penis she'd get hit in the face... with my penis
     
  4. No, but it's very pretty.

    Nah but seriously usually when both parties have undressed the point of no return has already been reached. I've never heard of a guy who got blown off because his dick was too small.
     
  5. If being too thick, then yes.
     
  6. No, but then again, they wouldn't. I'm getting a blowie on all seven continents right now. :p
     
  7. tell your boy to smoke or try some other drug before fucking. sometimes my girl cant take me after i smoke cuz its too big for her. shits like natural viagra.

    and if you havent wacked it in like 3 or 4 days that shit is crazy. like a rock. tell him to try that.
     
  8. They're usually going too crazy over my tongue to worry about my dick, and I'm right at 6". I know how to use that shit though, and have good stamina. It's all about technique with sex, if you got no gameplan, you're gonna get pulled out the game :cool:

    EDIT: And no, never had my cock mocked, haha. Now cock blocked is another story... Like I said though, dick size doesn't matter if you have technique.
     
  9. Don't sweat the technique


    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unDTXk74uWo[/ame]
     

  10. Chode lolololol
     
  11. I never thought I'd stoop so low as to make fun of a boys manhood but when I found out my ex was cheating on me, when I saw him with the slut I said to her

    'yeah man whatever, take him. Just good luck getting your overstretched vagina to accommodate his tiny penis. I needed a bleedin tweezers and microscope to see that thing!'
     
  12. Well when it was soft she was like "aaaaw". But then i grew about 4 more inches on top of that 3 so it was all good.
     
  13. They usually don't talk much through the ether haze.
     
  14. I have commented on one,

    My boyfriend hurts me. We have been having sex for years, but god damn I think he grew or something within the last few months. It totally hurts sometimes
     
  15. Haha, when I pulled it out I had a chick once say "Wow! It's such a big... Organ". :laughing:

    Not saying I'm a fuckin beast or anything - this girl had probably seen only a few penis' in her life - but it was awesome, nonetheless.
     
  16. I made fun of the guy I lost my virginity to. Very disappointing, I had to stop him about 10 minutes into it out of the fact that I just didn't feel anything.

    His dick gave me no pleasure, no pain, just humor, and I'm sure that makes me a bitch but I do feel bad for making fun of him.

    But we're all cool now, we're still friends.
     
  17. No... they usually say it's soft and pretty and say stuff I want to hear like it's so big and hard. blah blah blah. "shut up and put it in your mouth"
     
  18. if by mocked u mean gagged uncontrolably....then yes, yes she has.
     

  19. damn that would suck, how long/ thick is his member?
     

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