Yup went to a friends house last night to get messed up and play some video games. A few other people came over and left pretty quick after smoking on our bud, but we were having a good night getting messed up. I probably had one too many beers by the time his fiance came home with a friend. I ain't a bitch so I kept drinkin and smokin. My friend was getting ready to go to bed, but I hadn't finished my beer so I kept on keepin on. They tell us we need to fight for the couch and I went "OH FUCK, I'm going to fuck this fat chick aren't I..." and I was all like "NO DUDE! NO MORE FAT CHICKS! YOU HIT YOUR QUOTA THIS YEAR ALREADY" (quota = 3) Don't really know what her name was but like 30 minutes later I was in the middle of getting a bj while hitting my pipe. All in all I was pretty drunk, but impressed by how she moved. Even a lot of the better looking girls I've been with just didn't know what the fuck they were doing. If you've had a whaling adventure of your own while intoxicated feel free to share .