Registering for this site and listening to Sphongle or The Merkin Dream... getting your emails, passwords, and that stupid captcha thingy to all match is near impossible *clap
taking the cover off of snack packs i swear will not take me any short than 20 mins. maybe it's just the chocolate ones though since i have never had vanilla high and i can take those off no problem.
simple math, I thought we werent doing anything all day in school one day so I showed up stoned. We had a simple algebra quiz, probably the easiest quiz ever, and I bombed it. I felt so stupid.
Haha, I hate texting when baked, its too much effort. I'd much rather talk to the people who are right infront of me. Im a math genius when baked for some reason...
Figuring out my electronic devices. Whether it's something on my computer, things on my cell phone, or a function on my HD flat screen. When I bring something new home, I wait till the next morning to open it and figure it out, just so I can do it when I'm not high. I doubt that I know even 20% of the things my electronic devices are capable of. There isn't enough non high hours in my life to figure it all out. Besides, I'm over 50 years old. To me this stuff is straight out of The Jetsons. It confuses me even when I'm not high.
Setting up the cable box. The bros came over to watch thursday night football this week. Naturally the four of us smoked out beforehand. When we went in for the game I remembered that I needed to hook the cable box back up (60" is being fixed so I had moved the 32" downstairs). I spent an hour fucking around with the cables and turning the box on and off. Well everyone decided to just go home and watch the game since I was too retarded to fix the box. After they left I went in the garage for a cig, when I came back everything was working fine. Turns out all I needed to do was plug the damn thing in and let the channels download, since I kept unplugging the box I turned a 15 minute process into over an hour and missed the game
texting. simple as that. I just cant fucking do it while stoned. Its too damn difficult. I seriously sit there for like 20-30 mins, trying to come with a response and type it out.
Ditto. When I'm high I usually have like 5 drafts minimum on a text, I'll just keep erasing them and rewriting them and most of the time they still don't make sense or there something like "cool"
Opening a bottle of pop..One time I couldnt open a beer and then my girlfriend like give it here oh man it was like
I know! I dont get it, whenever I try I will start giggling and laughing because I'm scared to put anything near my face. Then comes the way hard part, trying to match the bottle up with your eye. Impossible...