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  1. HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

    All you have to do is to be:

    1. a friend

    2. a companion

    3. a lover

    4. a brother

    5. a father figure

    6. a teacher

    7. an educator

    8. a cook

    9. a gardener

    10. a carpenter

    11. a driver

    12. an engineer

    13. a mechanic

    14. an interior decorator

    15. a stylist

    16. a sex therapist

    17. a gynecologist/obstetrician

    18. a psychologist

    19. a psychiatrist

    20. a therapist

    21. a good father

    22. a gentleman

    23. well organized

    24. tidy

    25. very clean

    26. athletic

    27. affectionate

    28. affable

    29. attentive

    30. ambitious

    31. amenable

    32. articulate

    33. bold

    34. brave

    35. creative

    36. courageous

    37. complimentary

    38. capable

    39. decisive

    40. intelligent

    41. imaginative

    42. interesting

    43. prudent

    44. patient

    45. polite

    46. passionate

    47. respectful

    48. sweet

    49. strong

    50. skillful

    51. supportive

    52. sympathetic

    53. tolerant

    54. understanding

    55. someone who loves shopping

    56. someone who doesn't make problems

    57. someone who never looks at other women

    58. very rich

    AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO MAKE SURE YOU:

    59. are neither jealous nor disinterested

    60. get on well with her family, but don't spend more time with them
    than with her

    61. give her space, but show interest and concern in where she goes

    ABOVE ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO:

    62. Not forget the dates of:

    * anniversaries (wedding, engagement, first date..)

    * graduation

    * birthday

    * menstruation

    However, even if you observe the above instructions perfectly, you are
    not 100% guaranteed that she will be happy, as she could one day feel
    overcome with the suffocating perfection of her life with you and run
    off with the first wild bastard-bohemian-drunk-bon viveur truck driver
    she meets...

    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Let him play with your tits
     
  2. Thats about right for making a womnan happy...


    as far as the man goes...........

    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Let him play with your tits

    2. give him head!
     


  3. hahah
    nice budhead
     
  4. How to keep a man happy

    1.Let us play with your tits
    2.Give GOOD head[like go all the way down]
    3.Keep your mouth shut at all times except when spoken too
     





  5. You are expecting way to much now.... Keeping the mouth shut will never happen!!!!
     
  6. Nope! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     

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